HelpIdon’tknowhatI’mdoin

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[sakana-no-yama]

[rate-my-reptile]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[lilhoneycat]

[kokica1]

Let's be real, his job is to be online...

[chromaticrainarts]

I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny

[luna-azzurra]

Pirate Prompts!!

𖥠 "The sea doesn't care about your plans. Make peace with that early."

𖥠 "I didn't choose this life. I chose the alternative and this was better."

𖥠 "Every port has a version of me that owes someone money. It's fine."

𖥠 "You've never stolen anything in your life. That's charming and also a liability."

𖥠 "The map is wrong. It's always wrong. That's half the adventure."

𖥠 "I've survived storms that swallowed ships whole. You don't scare me."

𖥠 "Loyalty on a ship means everything. Betray it once and you swim home."

𖥠 "I wasn't supposed to bring you aboard. Now I can't imagine leaving without you."

𖥠 "The ocean is the only thing that ever made me feel small. I love it for that."

𖥠 "We're not thieves. We're redistributors of poorly guarded wealth."

𖥠 "Every scar has a story. We'll be at sea a long time. I'll tell you all of them."

𖥠 "I've sailed to the edge of every map. The edges are where it gets interesting."

𖥠 "Don't romanticize this life. It's brutal and cold and I wouldn't trade it."

𖥠 "You came looking for treasure. The sea decided you needed something else."

𖥠 "I've buried things in every ocean. Some of them I'm still grieving."

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[sail-to-live]

Money cat? They have statues of this one with paw that rotates!

I’m probably more partial to the one giving the finger! Last one I saw was in a nail salon. Don’t ask me why I was in one!

[fairweatheralways]

[queer-as-in-fuck-12]

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

[thesluts2004]

jowls are normal double chin is normal stretch marks are normal armpit fat is normal. none of the things that tiktok and instagram are telling you to change are things you need to even consider changing. you can have a normal body, it will be okay

[vash-the-trans-catboy]

Cute little rainbow heart for pride month tumblr but how about you stop disproportionally banning trans women and marking sfw queer posts as mature

[redpandarascal]

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

[hong--zhi--zhu]

[frustratedasatruar]

[rainbowgod666]

Ok the last one got me laughing actually

[rpfwasfine]

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

[rpfwasfine]

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

im gonna fucking cry

[hailed-marys]

how to get out of your own way

[ravioliet]

been meaning to draw them as this peanuts comic for a minute now. i asked my friend rocky he said 🎵❗️

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post