i'm back on this hellsite i guess

thought i'd left now i'm back still as clueless as ever ␥ my pronouns are none of my business call me what you will ␥ call me G or GPedia, that's what I am in most places on the internet

[gpedia]

🤜🏼👁️👄👁️🤛🏼

EDIT: hey my old URL was still available!

[undeadhousewife]

[eeby-deeby-dark-and-creepy]

Ok now I’m curious… Which do you prefer:

I have lived in and out of the city, I prefer the city

I have only lived in the city, I prefer the city

I have only lived out of the city, I prefer the city

I have lived in and out of the city, I prefer out of the city

I have only lived in the city, I prefer out of the city

I have only lived out of the city, I prefer out of the city

Bald/vanilla extract/I reject dichotomies under all circumstances/I can’t read

Remaining time: 5 days 5 hours

[clownfish-casino]

OKAY I'm curious

where do you write your fics

ellipsus

google docs

directly in the AO3 editor

notes app

physical paper

literally wherever I can (sticky notes, your hand, scrap paper, etc)

something else (tell me in tags or comments !!)

not a fic writer but I wanna press a button too !!!

Remaining time: 2 days 12 hours

would appreciate reblogs for sample size ::]

[gpedia]

i don't fics but i do poems and sometimes poems are ficcy

google docs.

or discord.

or notes app.

or my notebook i keep next to my bed to scribble the shit i write as i fall asleep

[lesvegas]

you can only reblog this if you're not racist

[asteroidtroglodyte]

“We are descended from the Witches you couldn’t burn!”

It’s a nice sentiment, I like the energy, I do. That said, I am actually descended from a “Salem Witch,” and my Ancestor, Mary Isham Towne, was not burnt at the stake, she was hanged by the neck until dead. We’re not savages y’know.

Furthermore, Mary Isham Towne was a churchgoing, god-fearing woman, who just so happened to be a widow who owned a piece of land that the local judge wanted to purchase, but which she refused to sell, and which he set out to acquire pretty much immediately after he sentenced her execution.

So, y’know.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

☝️FUCKING FACTS

[amazoogle]

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

[gpedia]

consider dissociation

[marinebiologyshitposts]

[vernadskova-deactivated20230803]

[i-fear-neither-death-nor-pain]

Do they not have skulls!? Why is it mushy there!?!? @bunjywunjy

[bunjywunjy]

well of course beluga has a skull!! that's just not where it is.

see, you wouldn't necessarily pick up on this, but beluga skulls (and most cetacean skulls in general) are pretty much

flat...

so what's going on up there? well, most of the beluga's head is taken up by soft tissue and a large organ called the melon, which is basically a big ol waterballoon of semiliquid fat!

(boob. it's a head boob.)

this organ is found in every toothed whale and dolphin species on the planet and it's INCREDIBLY important, because the melon is what lets them echolocate!

the actual sound-producing organ is inside their nasal passage of all places, which sits up behind there, but the melon is what's actually used to fine-tune the soundwaves into the laser-accurate pinpoints that dolphins and toothed whales are so famous for.

tldr: without their head boob, belugas and their relatives would be literally flying blind!

[puppetbilly]

does slapping the melon like that hurt it ? like does it affect how it works or anything

[proteus-no]

@weirdgirlwambsgans @vampire-juicebox you guys are in luck bc it does not! Belugas will squish their melons voluntarily against things like rocks and glass. Think of it like when you squish your butt (but at the same time not, bc they have no nerve endings beyond the skin) they even voluntarily let humans play with it!

This is a strong creature, if that hurt or bothered it, you would know

[dragon-in-a-fez]

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

[storyweavingspider]

So I got outed as polyamorous to my mom by one of my partners when I was 18, and she turned to me and went “oh, whats polyamory?”

And lil me, panicked by Baby’s First Outing and wholly unprepared to answer this, responds with “it’s like what dad does but with consent”

She thought it was funny but I was mortified 😭

[lusidraws]

ramona & kim go to a mychem concert together

[lusidraws]

ramona & kim go to a mychem concert together

[innumerable-voices]

1 in 5 people are probably plural

5 in 1 person is definitely plural

[innumerable-voices]

Top contender for my dumbest post ever

[pinkpink0]

Why is public sex so hot 😫😫

[moviemeatloaf]

Climate change.

[gpedia]

the sun.

[andremichaux]

THE GOOD PLACE | 1.01

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Someday I'm going to have to learn how to actually do my job.

[foamcraft-armory]

I'll do it if you do my job

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#all you have to do today is build a lifesize human skull out of foam and glue an octopus to a flintlock pistol

Someday I'm going to have to learn how to actually do your job

[foamcraft-armory]

You also have to build the flintlock pistol. I should have mentioned that

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Fine I'll learn my job (marketing a damn web serial) instead.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Everyone read my stuff.

Help pay my mortgage if you want to read my stuff faster.

[princessparadoxical]

I love the implication that the web serial is the only thing keeping you from getting into American Revolutionary War firearms 🤣

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Gotta keep the hands busy on something

[wheatforme]

definitely gotta do more of the spreading the word bit. i’ve followed you for years and i didn’t realize until now that there’s a sequel series to time to orbit: unknown and it started 6 months ago 🙃

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Technically speaking there's two, if you count Child of a Wandering Star.

[were--ralph]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

As suggested by the lightning bolt on their helmets, the San Diego Chargers are not named for the charge of a cavalry, but for the common cell phone charger.

[thememedaddy]

[gaycop]

STOP SANITIZING THE INTERNET

[mossdftba]

@putting-swears-back-in-images

[putting-swears-back-in-images]