Ramblings Of A Wallflower

My mind is stuck on Rewind, my life is on Fast-Foward. All I want is to press Play, but for some reason I can only hit Record. Instagram: Mikebeez Snapchat: mikebreez

[theundergod]

#TheUnderGod x FonzFutura.com

[beardedmrbean]

[official-scumbag-deactivated202]

[flimflix]

[mtfoss]

They just announced Mr j for smash

[chumbie]

[huffylemon]

ta da

[stopmakingthosedecisions]

THE WEASARD

[classicmeevs]

they just found the 11th commandment and it was “browse not on the internet” :/

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

well im about to blaspheme

[zsnes]

[dkdkdkdkdk999-deactivated202202]

[shiftythrifting]

ah yes i was looking for a soap dispenser labeled “ketchup” with a picture of grapes

[artenega]

I really want this bottle in my bathroom. I’d place it next to matching decorative soaps and towels as if it seems like it fits, but I’ll actually fill the thing up with ketchup. So when I have guests over and they decide to use the bathroom, they will see this bottle and have a moment of cognitive dissonance, “This [Soap Bottle] in the [Bathroom] is labelled [Ketchup], so surely it must dispense [Soap] instead of [Ketchup] despite the label saying [Ketchup] right?” and then let them have a moment of realization followed by abject horror as they pump viscous ketchup all over their hands instead of soap

[snow-white-shadow]

[waifubuki]

[sirlorence-deactivated20251220]

[moleshow]

[shitpostbot5k]

[chickenfarmersan]

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[desiccantdonoteat]

[needlepointcursewords]

[raimei-p]

My friend asked me to make an image hold on.

[raimei-p]

Check out this fuckin shit

[android1000]

me butt ass naked choosing a song before i step in the shower

[grosezero]

Holy SHIT do not do this. Do NOT actually listen to music when in the shower. The water and moisture in the air will be electrified by the audio waves and it kills your brain like snake venom 

[grosezero]

Sorry for my image