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Wife vs Private Secretary

Manager : Hello, Whom do you want …. Mr. Robin ? He has gone for lunch with his wife.

Mrs. Robin : Is it so ? When he’ll come back, please tell him his private secretary phoned him !

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Diet Control – Funny Food Jokes

Salesman : Sir, shall I cut the cake into four pieces or eight pieces ?

Buyer : Do four pieces. I’m on controlling my diet !!!

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Benefit of Ants – Simple Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher : Tell me, What is the benefit of ants ?

Student : Ants tell us where mom has hidden the tasty sweets.

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Boss & Employee Conversation

Boss: You are late by 20 minutes. Don’t you know the time table of this office?

Employee: No, sir. I don’t. When I come, I see everyone engaged in work.

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Shoe Seller & Female Customer

Female customer: I don’t like this shoe; its sole is very thick.

Salesman: In that case, I can assure you that your point of objection will erosion gradually in a month or two.#

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Beggar’s Dowry – Beggars Jokes

A gentleman happened to meet a known beggar in a distant market.

Gentleman: Did you not beg on the railway station in the past?

Beggar: Yes, sir. I did. But I have recently married my daughter to another beggar. And I gave the place to beg to my son-in-law as dowry.

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Actual Cost

: What do you say? An egg costs 50 cents? Doesn’t it cost too high?

: You are right. But think over the matter.  An egg means the earning of whole day of a he

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New Customer / Inattentive Salesman

Customer: Hello, brother, what a card did you give me? It made a loud sound when I changed gear.

Inattentive salesman: I told you not to change anything in the new condition of the car. Why did you take the troubles to do that?

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What is the Reason of that Loud Sound

Wife: What made the noise?

Husband: Nothing is mentionable. My shirt and pant fell off the cot.

Wife: But shirt and pant can’t fall down making so loud a sound.

Husband: I was also in the shirt and pant.

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Need Money But Get Book – Son Wanted Money But Father Sent Books

Tom: Hey, Jerry, why do you look so disappointed?

Ben: I told Daddy to send me money for buying books. But he didn’t.

Tom: So, how will you purchase books?

Ben: Daddy bought the books himself and sent them to me.

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Don’t Say Failed Your Child

Failure is an episode not a person.

So don’t say failed your daughter or son.

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Wedding Jokes

Wife : Why do you want your daughter marry to son of the watch shop owner?

Husband : So that I don’t have to pay any watch to my son in law at the wedding.

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Couple Quarrel

Wife : What are you thinking about me?

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing?

Couple : Without you I am nothing !! ❤❤

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Don’t Live In Dream – Be Determined

Try to deny saying it’s my vision.

Moreover say it’s my ambition.

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Grow Matured and Take the Suit – Funny Money Jokes

Father: Jerry, have you brought my suit from the tailor? Jerry: Nope. Father, the tailor told me that he would not give it until the making charge is paid. Father: I taught you that I did not sent him money through you as children. Because we should not give money in a children’s hand . Jerry: Yes, I said so. But the tailor told me to take the suit with money when I grow matured.

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You Are In Wrong Planet – Don’t Loose Your Weight

If your weight is 100 kg, your weight will be 38 kg in Mars. And in moon it will be 16.6 kg.

So your weight is not so much, only you are in wrong planet.

Conclusion :  Don’t reduce your eating habit, just change your planet !!

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Warning of a Billboard

I saw a billboard where the following warning was shown —

” Smoking and Forgetting Your Wife’s Birthday – both are injurious to your health !”

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