#wedding jokes

[randomlonelytorment]

Wedding Traditions Around the World:

Philippines: *Releasing of Doves*

Africa: *Jumping the Broom*

Jewish peoples: *Breaking of a glass*

Japan: *Sake-sharing ceremony*

Germany: *log cutting*

Guatemala: *breaking of a white bell*

America: *tin cans tied behind the car or whatever*

Australia: SHOEY!SHOEY!SHOEY!SHOEY!SHOEY!SHOEY!SHOEY!SHOEY!SHOEY!SHOEY!SHOEY!SHOEY!SHOEY!SHOEY!SHOEY!SHOEY!SHOEY!SHOEY!SHOEY!SHOEY!

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(This was written with no intention of being offensive. I apologise if I have included any errors in relating these traditions to specific religions/cultures)

[purpleblobfrompluto]

When I get married if I live long enough:

Someone: "here comes the bride, all dressed in whi- OK WHO DRESSED HER IN BLACK"

[whimsically-ominously-auspice]

So Tree says he heard Shawntae say she wanted to know how i got her in a black dress.

And i said cause Alex is in a black tux and Snoop is in White and they will be standing next to each other.

So she says "oh i was wondering why you weren't in black! Its your funeral!"

And Snoop didn't realize it was a joke till just now!! So Tree thought I could help when i posted it.

[dopethingphantom]

Wedding Jokes

Wife : Why do you want your daughter marry to son of the watch shop owner?

Husband : So that I don’t have to pay any watch to my son in law at the wedding.

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Timing is very important

Timing is most important for everything

At a wedding ceremony the priest asked “if there was anyone who had any reason why the marriage shouldn’t go on, it was time to stand up and speak, or forever hold his or her peace”.

The moment of utter silence was interrupted by a young beautiful woman carrying a baby.

She started slowly walking toward the pastor.

Everything quickly turned to chaos.

The…

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A strange Arrangement of wedding reception

A strange Arrangement of wedding reception

A man was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them… Bride relatives Groom relatives He entered the groom door and found two doors again. Ladies  Men He entered men door n found two doors again. People with Gifts People without Gifts  He entered the second door ( people without gifts ) He found himself outside the hotel..😁😁😁😁

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