idk either

Elanor 🌼 21+ 🌼 she/they 🌼 if only the flower or the character had been in the films then people could spell my name

[beemovieerotica]

sometimes you see an iceberg of discourse floating past and you will be seized by the ghost of a long-dead arctic explorer. do not chart a course for it. let it float the fuck away!!!

[alltoowille]

Yuna and David having watched their autistic son be so isolated all of his adult life and never having a happy relationship or close friends who understand his anxiety and then finding out that the man they’ve spent a decade hating on his behalf can casually talk him down from a panic attack in less than a minute

[argillaforma]

ilya was wearing no shirt and slutty sweatpants with his curls perfectly styled and 24 cans of ginger ale stocked in his fridge, truly a man on a mission

[lysimachias]

❌ Is this ship well supported by canon

❌ Does this ship make any sense whatsoever by any reasonable metric

✅ Does the thought of these characters standing next to each other make you want to chew concrete and then break apart a nearby automobile with your bare hands

[claypigeonpottery]

I fell in love with this sentence and it circles my brain so it’s turning into pottery

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

[gil-estel]

literally all I could think about while shane and yuna were having their Moment

[prawnlegs]

This was a hit on twitter, so: My cat. Enjoy her.

[prawnlegs]

cannot fucking believe how many notes this has and continues to get

[prawnlegs]

thanks to tumblr KP will live Forever

[shut-up-gwen]

Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together

Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?

Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?

Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that

Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again

Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?

[polartss]

”genetic” girl WHATEVERRRRR

[itshype]

Yes, the fics where Ilya goes to Shane's game in his jersey are cute and romantic. But why has no one even considered:

[finelytaylored]

he was down SO BAD IMMEDIATELY

[hrgifs]

ilya 'needy top' rozanov

[my-2nd-account]

The difference is that jealous Ilya looks homicidal while jealous Shane looks suicidal

[cloudabserk]

he was bracing himself for bad news

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

if you comment some demanding shit like this on fanfic writers’ works, you don’t deserve the privilege of getting to read fanfiction for free

[pancakeke]

the scariest thing in the world is probably whatever's going on in the tiny gap between my kitchen counters and the oven

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]