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Michele | Oh shit she’s a lesbian | 20 | Actual Danny Devito

[solarflareing-deactivated202403]

almsot a day without ao3 i’ve resorted to reading rea- 🤢 real boo— 🤢🤢 i can’t say it 🤢🤢🤮🤮

[hustlerose]

in the club barking really loud because im scared

[akaanonymouth]

What is it about fics then, where characters always, ALWAYS, have a spare toothbrush conveniently just hanging about in bathroom cupboards for that time someone is, usually unexpectedly, staying the night?

I have lived a few decades now, and I have never known anyone who keeps spare toothbrushes. Is it really common??

[buttpoems]

[bewereofthemoon]

there are very few things in life you can count on, but the tag #ao3 trending number 1 on tumblr.con every time the site is down is one of them. (and also the fact that the first post will be the castiel supernatural confession scene template)

[paradoxical-question]

The devil works hard, but the volunteers who run Ao3 work so much harder

[promptsforyourwhumpfic]

Saw this on Reddit: ORIGINAL POST

[ludm]

[ruinedchildhood]

[memelordofcats]

Trying to read a fic of my new comfort ship and just found out ao3 is down.....

[pomfypanda]

do you think a nsfw version of RATITOULLIE would have remi in linguini's balls and pulling on his testicles

is anyone here normal? anyone?

[pomfypanda]

[someonetookcarrots]

His name was Linguini? Like the pasta?

[furrypost-generator]

yeah and the rat is named ratiouiee like the dish

[safifesse]

what if 😳 i’m a mythical being 😳 and you met me in a moonlit forest in 1453😳 and we fell in love at the first sight 😳 and we’re both girls

[safifesse]

what if I wove a tapestry expressing my utter love and devotion to you 😳 and we’re both girls 😳and it’s the year 1134 😳

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lesbianshepard]

i love when professors try to use modern slang to relate to students. my professor referred to the theater of pompey as “the place where caesar got vibe checked by a bunch of senators” and i lost it. 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fluttergirl]

Rocking the Pride Chucks today. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈