Do Re Meme Fa Sol

Things that make me laugh. (....which is most things.)

[stuckyparty]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

[rue-nightly]

A 2025 update

[yehudah]

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

[they-were-a-skater-gay]

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

[yehudah]

:/

[schizm-deactivated]

this is so fucking funny

[specialstarfish]

update:

[fortooate]

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

[the-dao-of-the-zerg]

[damianmcgintleman]

everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven?

[mslockheart]

what the fuck

[flyawaymax]

what the fuck

[rose-mcgowan-stan-blog]

a MALE toaster oven

I support their forbidden gay love

[clearlyconfounded]

“Not doin that again that burned”

“We both enjoyed that.”

I’m dying how did this get produced

[suspicious-robot]

He also looks down at his dick when he said it burned

[lunacide059]

@nottweak

[thinblackbeauties]

“Put it in me Scott"😫😂😂😂😂

[cobraonthecob]

😹😹😹

[gaslightgallows]

I saw this fabled artifact ONCE on tv when it was new and then never again. This one got buried FAST.

[official-penis-posts]

When fucking the hot pocket just won’t do it for you anymore 

[swingsetindecember]

where a grad student becomes a supervillain for extra credit since their doctoral committee is lowkey three of the city’s supervillains. and they meet the hero who is cute and charming and idealistic. and damn, extra credit is so not worth this. but damn, grad school is expensive and the job market is competitive 

“there’s good in you”

“i really think all that’s in me at this point is ramen, red bull and spite”

[jhameia]

I WOULD BUY THIS NOVEL

[yokosssser-blog]

“My question is, what happened that you could turn to the dark side?”

“I failed.”

“What did you fail? Yourself? Your family? Your lover?”

“No, Developmental Biology.”

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

STILL WOULD READ THIS BOOK

[papayajuan2019]

how could it have gone wrong, my approach was data-driven and trauma-informed

[dorememefasol]

This feels very personal to read the week that my masters thesis about trauma-informed education is due

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[heaven-in-a-wild-flower]

Give JD Vance as much presumption of innocence as has been given to Luigi Mangione

[funnytwittertweets]

[reblogabyssvoidhole]

[constance-mcentee-deactivated20]

IMAGE DESCRITPION: A tweet by Twitter user @RawBeanCoal reads, “hug other women slightly off center so our boobs fit together like puzzle pieces.”

This is followed by a series of replies and tags which read as follows…

#i hug them straight on so my boobs can establish dominance

#i prefer head on like a car crash. make the boobies kiss

we could be doing this with balls, no homo even

#i’m usually taller so I press mine above and get a tiddie shelf

My wife calls it “Titris”

it’s called titrus thanks

#titrus

[villainessbian]

RESTORING LOST MEDIA

[theconcealedweapon]

[yeehawlw]

anytime someone asks me if i have a boyfriend or valentine’s day plans this february i will start off by telling them that i’m a lesbian and that our valentine’s is on a different day than theirs

[yeehawlw]

3 out of 6 people have believed me without question

[relientk]

okay let's bake a cake 🎂

butter

sugar

eggs

flour

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023

[rabbitindisguise]

[udekai]

[raychleadele]

Happy Birthday to Vanilla Extract.

[theweirdwideweb]

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[charlesoberonn]

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

[laughroditee]

"She's so beautiful! I bet she goes to the library."

- my 7 year old daughter

[official-library-posts]

official library post

[catasters]

[miggylol]

Look up your hometown on Wikipedia and scroll down to the "Notable People" section (if there). The most famous person in that list:

Is unquestionably famous. A broad range of people have heard of them

Is famous, but only to people familiar with a specific topic

Isn't particularly famous, but you'd still call them notable in some field

Is extremely niche. The Wikipedia editors were really reaching

There is no "Notable People" section for my hometown

Other/nuance/bald/extract

Voting ended onJul 19, 2024

[commandersheena]

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

[drizzit]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this post!