Dorian Tauriel

☁️⭐️☘️An dóigh liom mo shinsearaigh i mo chuid fola. An bhfuil comhlacht daoine mé nach mian leo a bheith caillte.☘️⭐️☁️

[dorian-tauriel]

[dorian-tauriel]

I’ve been trying to paint more, they’re warpy because it’s on regular paper but even though they’re small, I’m still pretty proud of them.

[novitiate2017-deactivated202002]

the inherent embarrassment of having interests

[xspiderfanx]

[dawwwwfactory]

Bath buddies

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[minionresearch]

[ima-fuckingt4ble]

my only goal in life is to not end up in a marriage like this

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

why the fuck do adult men behave this way

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

This is depressing

[la-laborista-republiko]

[glumshoe]

My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness.

Child: “Fuck!”

Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear in front of me, is it?”

Child: “I guess not… sorry…”

[glumshoe]

Sometimes I’d work with teenagers and facilitate activities like giant swing or zipline, which involve full-body harnesses that get Wildly Uncomfortable in the crotch areas. The younger kids didn’t mind it, but those burdened by more of the wonderful gifts of puberty had some things to complain about. 

And complain they would! I think 15 year old boys are contractually obligated to shout “THIS HURTS MY BALLS!” at the top of their lungs every time they’re in a harness. To combat this, I’d warn them about the pain ahead of time and tell them that if they need to come down, I’ll help them down immediately. “However, I don’t get paid enough to listen to teenagers scream about their genitals for an hour. If you have to scream, we’re gonna call them ‘your honor’, okay?”

Teenagers screaming “OH NO! MY HONOR!” while swinging through the canopy? Hilarious.

[glumshoe]

Who knew one could be nostalgic for this? I sure am.

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

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[pochowek]

[waller-bridge]

when i say “my last two brain cells”; this is Exactly how i picture them

[dorian-tauriel]

I’m making me some enamel pins! ♥️

[theartofanimation]

Varguy

[dorian-tauriel]

“Just add some friction.”

[musicalsymphony]

I know I never (personally) post things like this but I saw this on the news and I really wanted to share it.

[musicalsymphony]

Guys the party happened yesterday - look how happy he is!

[thedionysia]

😢 so cute!!!!

[wonderlandfairytales]

yes yes yes! ☺️

[vacillavi-deactivated20231227]

TEARS 😭

[colortheclown]

There is still so much good in the world😊✨ I am so happy his spirits were rejuvenate!

[cassmarieex]

I will forever love this post I am crying goodbye I want to marry this man

[dorian-tauriel]

[dorian-tauriel]

This turned out weird but I also really like it. @therealjacksepticeye

[mens-rights-activia]

America is so wild sometimes lmao

There could literally be a shooting in a daycare where several toddlers and babies are killed and someone would deadass argue that those children wouldn’t‘ve died if they were trained with a gun asfshfgjagsjg

[mens-rights-activia]

You jest, but this is surely some people’s train of thought

[bloodblonde89]

What reasons are there for the people you trust your children too all day not to be armed? Are you saying you don’t trust the people you dump your kids with all day? If they can be trusted to watch and protect hundreds of kids, they can be trusted with a firearm. Laws don’t protect your kids from pedophiles, children still get abused, why would additional laws protect them from murder by gun? And a gun solves 2 problems, pedophiles and shooters. Bang.

[godvictim]

[transfemmes-deactivated20260103]

I love him

[cadaverkeys]

Q