Bloop

Hi, I'm Dorie || 27 || California born || Boston educated || Occasional jetsetter || Currently in Orange County, CA

[sabatoge-deactivated20220531]

the problem with musicians is how they're always touring their latest album instead of like their critically hated second album from 2009 which is the one i'm obsessed with

[adictiva-ternura]

[lightasthesun]

I miss the era where there'd be outtakes to animated movies like toy story or early 2000s barbie movies that shit was hilarious and so wholesome

[dankmemeuniversity]

[french-romarin]

To note:

FR: concentrer /EN: focus

FR: écureuil /EN: squirrel

FR: pingouin /EN: penguin

FR: câlin /EN: hug

[bat--country-deactivated2026032]

the “PINE-GUINE” fucking killed me asfgashasfg

[maya-tl]

Google Translate: focus

This man, with extreme amounts of self-confidence: fUCK US

[anxietyproblem]

[morepopcornplease]

get on your feet.mp4

[counterpunches]

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[captainkillion]

im laughing so hard

[toastbutteregg]

[egberts]

pets sigh so dramatically for little creatures that have nothing to do all day

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dicksmasher]

[cute-animals-only]

[aegissi]

I have to admit. I am not living la vida loca

[cheddarperaltas-deactivated2021]

my notion of time while quarantined is like this. I can’t believe it’s october already

[grey-wardens-archive-deactivate]

Chadwick Boseman, Lupita Nyong’o, Michael B. Jordan, Danai Gurira, and Ryan Coogler photographed by Brinson + Banks for The New York Times

[frottinq]

thinking of the time I ordered olive garden online and I put "please speak to me in an Italian accent" in the special requests category and completely forgot about it, and when I went to pick it up the guy comes out and goes "eyyy I got-a your-a order bappada boopity!" and when I told him he didn't actually have to do it he was like "a-nooo I was-a looking forward to it! I was-a the only one-a brave enough to do it!"