what a nerd

van

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 8

[mysecretlittletmblr]

You gotta watch this one the whole way through.

[mr-dinosaurus]

I love reading fanfics where one character is tagged as jealous, but their partner is unlovable to anyone but them. Like.. calm down, sweetheart, no one wants your man. We're still trying to figure out why you want your man.

[segamascott]

[byjove]

It is so weird the snobbish asshole-ish classist way people talk about poor people with pets, especially if the owner is generally a good owner and actively trying to get the pet help. I highly doubt that when that person found a kitten in a storm drain 6 years ago, they knew that it would randomly need a $5,000 emergency urinary tract blockage surgery 6 years later. ‘You should’ve have gotten a pet if you can’t afford it.’ applies to some situations but cats and dogs live 10+ years and a lot can happen in their owner’s financial situation in that time. They already feel tremendous guilt and they’re worrying about their best friend dying, being an asshole actually does not help the pet or the owner.

[virgo-79]

It also speaks to people's denial that any kind of financial change, crisis, or hardship could hit them. It doesn't seem to occur to them that someone could have adopted their animal when their economic situation was solid, and shit has happened since then.

[eremitical]

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

[moonshynecybin]

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[moonshynecybin]

[devilishdescent]

[dogpuppy]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today i would like to present a bold, feminist reimagining of the evidence you've seen presented against my client

[perfectday1972]

they need to invent smudge proof glasses cause i am so tired of it

[stella-draws-things]

[facingtheravens]

the unbreakable connection between me and a song I heard in a fanvid over ten years ago

[mycroftrh]

catholic guilt vs protestant belief in your own inherent superiority, fight

[mycroftrh]

wait no I just remembered a few hundred years of history I take this post back

[bananahomo]

[anarchocunt]

[relevant-wikipedia-articles]

[trangoldin]

[ethos-labrador]

for those like me that want proof this is real:

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

tags from @egg-tats have made me mentally categorize this movie as part of the Purgeverse in which single people fucking has been designated a crime, so i am imagining the entire thing going on but with the purge shenanigans in the background and i'm already more interested

[la-mancha-screwjob]

Bud, you left half the post in the tags, and I cannot allow that to remain

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

gotta save something for the followers. can't give it all away in the reblogs like a hussy

[ignitelimelight]

My friend is literally at one of his first Shakespeare auditions and he sent me this and I'm obsessed

[guccifloralsuits]

If THE modern translator of the OG Odyssey text wrote this about my film adaptation I’d kill myself

Emily Wilson you’re goated

[feefal]

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

[feefal]

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

[rokarambles]

[conkreetmonkey]

sand tiger sharks

[inbabylontheywept]

on it, boss lady

[inbabylontheywept]

one smooth shark, coming up

[star-mom-selkie]

[headspace-hotel]

the thing about getting the world changed for the better is you gotta learn how to make your ideas sound appealing and positive to people who might not agree otherwise.

But on the internet people describe their ideas in the most shocking and extreme way possible as a way of sifting out people who are "really" on their side

That is bad for forming a movement or sparking any kind of action

it's gotten so outrageous that people will have an idea like "we should have a strong public transportation system that is accessible to everyone" but they will express it like "FUCK CARS! WE SHOULD BAN CARS! IF YOU LIKE TO DRIVE YOU'RE A FASCIST! NO ONE NEEDS A CAR!"

This causes everyone to get into arguments about whether it is true that no one needs a car, and whether banning cars would make places inaccessible for people with certain disabilities.

The whole time we don't need to "ban cars" to have public transportation and it makes no sense why we are talking about it

We're never going to get accessible public transportation like this.