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@doritobird-blog
Who?
I can think of several possible candidates, is all.
And, well, I may have broken my house the last time I left, so I’m a bit nervous to go back there just yet. We’ll have to see how that plays out.
If it is in good condition, the location is fairly isolated without being this isolated, so it would be a bit of an improvement, presumably.
wait we were talking about jaspers right
how the heck youd go about breaking your house
First off, I’d like to extend a kind of shitty conditional but perpetual invitation:
You’re always welcome to stay at my place.
I would say “with me," but I apparently have two modes: invisible hermit and raging extrovert. Haven’t quite solved that enigma yet.
Mom won’t mind having you around.
It’s shitty and conditional because you’ll have to deal with my mother, and, worse yet, me; I get the impression that two Lalondes at once might violate articles of the Geneva Convention. And also because I want to stay here for a little while, so inviting you to stay with me is like the most back-assed request to crash I can think of.
Shame about Jaspersprite. I would have loved to see him.
itd be pretty sweet if youd house my featherclad ass as currently its sort of fuckin impossible for me to live anywhere with people i mean can you imagine it kids stopping in streets pointing at me look mom its a bird oh no honey its not nice to point
but yeah you can stay as long as you want not that id understand why youd wanna be alone for that long sure its fun throwing one-man parties 24/7 but you run out of shit to talk about real fast
you know he might come back i dont think thats the last were gonna see of him
If i was dying id take a selfie
Oh.
Hey, you are, I presume, the nigh-legendary Davesprite.
I saw something here, yes. A legitimate fate, and an interesting one, looped into itself as yours is.
Nice ship. Very golden, I can get behind that color scheme. As for the amenities, food is always good, and solitude also.
I don’t mind your company, though. For the record.
Are the other sprites around here?
And what sort of questions do you have for me?
I’m sorry if I’m a bit terse at the moment. I’m mentally kicking myself in the teeth, a behavior I anticipate lasting around another day or two, with brief interruptions.
nigh-legendary huh ill take it naw im the only sprite around jaspersprite used to hang with me after shit got fucked over in a superb way but he left not too long ago dunno why he left i guess it just got stale sitting around here with just me i mean i dont mind not having to watch my behind for some octocatass clawing my tail off
maybe hell be back though i mean what is there to do out there stare at stars visit pisces or something i dont know basically what i wanna know is where the hell has everyone been and why havent i been invited i mean i could have checked but i dont really wanna show up on nbc labeled as an unidentified flying object thatd be kind of problematic but yeah no its cool i dont really mind
Where do I go now? I can’t go home, can’t stay with anyone. I don’t want to live somewhere that will constantly remind me of all the lies I’ve seen.
There’s a golden ship, orbiting between the worlds. I blew past it on my way out.
Its from the game, I know it is. I have no idea how it got there, but I can’t think of a better place to be a hermit.
hey yo that golden ship happens to be my residence so just dont be alarmed when you see another lifeform on board alright let me give you the full intro here ahem welcome aboard s.s. no one cares where all your dreams will come true except they actually dont hate to break it to you but this aint no kids ride we are deadset on a crash course with boredom so if you dont like sleeping or racking your brain for something to keep you from flying into the sun like a fucking piece of space shit id suggest you turn your tail right back around to earth because theres like nothing to do here i mean it there is literally jack shit here i guess you could eat we do have food i dont even know how there is food on this ship its like a magic ship or something that automatically restocks itself like a well trained butler man ive been on this thing for how many years now and i still dont understand how it fucking works
... wait a sec youre rose arent you like rose from my timeline ok hold that thought and climb aboard first i have things to ask you
deepsearoots started following you
oh hell i shouldve saved my beachtalk for you instead
ghostologist started following you
you know a beach sounds really nice right now not that im particularly fond of getting sand all over my delicate feathermane but sometimes a guy misses the beach
tantigalimatias started following you
what the hell i dont even wanna know
corruptedgenes started following you
hi welcome to s.s. i dont give a damn can i take your order
crap
ill ride to hell on a flaming motorcycle with a screaming eagle on my shoulder
hell actually turns out to be a megadeth concert dave mustaine greets you backstage and gives you a complimentary t-shirt while patting you on the back welcome to hell bro welcome to hell
dont even ask me where ive been because the answer its really anticlimactic and not worth hearing
OKAY, YEAH, JUST IGNORE THE FACT THAT I HAVE PERPETUAL FOOT-IN-MOUTH SYNDROME AND TO SAY THAT AS OF THIS MOMENT AND THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE THERE IS NOTHING GOING ON BETWEEN YOUR SISTER AND I.
ANYWAY, THAT IDEA IS ACTUALLY SOUNDING GRADUALLY MORE APPEALING BECAUSE BIRDS ARE CUTE AS FUCK. BUT WHAT IF MY CAT EATS THEM.
ok if you say so
why have cats when you can have birds though cats are incapable of love ive confirmed this already dude
geostoner started following you
you sound like you have issues
wait a second, that’s what jade did for me too. sure, it was years ago, but it’s not something you forget, you know?
except it wasn’t just a boat, it was like a golden alien warship.
yes id know i was there on the ship with you well not you but there was a john i guess he could been you but nevermind that no one cares about the details all that matters is that its some kind of vessel and its gold bam golden boat
for someone who isn’t remotely lonely, you sure come off a good bit more lonely.
and i’m only doing that as a prank on someone else.
but seriously, how did you get on a boat, anyway?
no i think youre just projecting your loneliness on me because im not lonely
space witch jade saved me from getting mauled by a meteor and put me on a boat so now im on a boat
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