redbone

i got angels all around me they keep me surrounded ((a dependent au dave strider rp blog))

[dragongirltitties]

blasts you with my transgender beam

[dragongirltitties]

the beam doesnt make you transgender, it IS transgender

[dragongirltitties]

the actual effect is 8d6 necrotic damage

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

eminem’s got about lyrics about how the secret service interviewed him, so a journalist FOIA’d info about eminem from the secret service to fact check his rap

it turns out the secret service investigated eminem because of lyrics threatening trump and ivanka

and they really did interview him

and when one of the secret service agents started reading the threatening lyrics out loud eminem started rapping along 

and they noted that

[confusionofconfusions-deactivat]

@afloweroutofstone​

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/6515270-LEOPOLD-Secret-Service-FOIA-Eminem.html enjoy

[afloweroutofstone]

I’m sorry to report that this is a W for Eminem

[officialbabayaga]

when i say i’m never leaving this site

[professorw0lf]

Didn’t even watch the movie

[swaggie2cape]

im tired now time to hibernate for another 3 years until i get the urge to reblog a bunch of memes again

[randomegbert]

hey. hey tumblr? don't tag that for me. i didn't type Youtube and i don't want to be seen as the kind of person who does.

[swaggie2cape]

my fail boyfriend and his cringe tags

[randomegbert]

oh come on, you know me, i wouldn't tag like that!!!!!

[swaggie2cape]

youve never capitalized a proper noun in your life

[randomegbert]

hey. hey tumblr? don't tag that for me. i didn't type Youtube and i don't want to be seen as the kind of person who does.

[swaggie2cape]

my fail boyfriend and his cringe tags

[swaggie2cape]

cringe comp of me saying its morbin time 500 times per day

[randomegbert]

omg you didn’t even watch that movie.

[swaggie2cape]

morbing is a state of mind john id expect you of all people to understand that

[randomegbert]

but which state is it? the people, they need to know! how will they ever find out if you don’t explain it?

[swaggie2cape]

arkansas

[swaggie2cape]

cringe comp of me saying its morbin time 500 times per day

[randomegbert]

omg you didn’t even watch that movie.

[swaggie2cape]

morbing is a state of mind john id expect you of all people to understand that

[swaggie2cape]

cringe comp of me saying its morbin time 500 times per day

[swaggie2cape]

cant even reblog a semi positive post in this house smh

[randomegbert]

it’s just really sad!!!

sometimes i forget how bad things use to be, ok?

[swaggie2cape]

ugh youre so sensitive

call me germany in 1989 cuz youre breaking down my walls

[randomegbert]

omg that sounds so gay what the hell???

[swaggie2cape]

lol gotcha

[swaggie2cape]

cant even reblog a semi positive post in this house smh

[randomegbert]

it’s just really sad!!!

sometimes i forget how bad things use to be, ok?

[swaggie2cape]

ugh youre so sensitive

call me germany in 1989 cuz youre breaking down my walls

[swaggie2cape]

cant even reblog a semi positive post in this house smh

[randomegbert]

dave? did you think you were a bad person? :(

[swaggie2cape]

is that not obvious

[randomegbert]

i don't even know how to turn that into a joke, it's actually that sad. and i am trying!

[swaggie2cape]

its fine dont be weird about it

[sandandglass]

[randomegbert]

dave? did you think you were a bad person? :(

[swaggie2cape]

is that not obvious

[randomegbert]

oh, is that how it is? filling my ask box with a song i don't actually recognize is boring to you?

[swaggie2cape]

god youre right the spark is gone the romance is dead your mother always told you i was no good etc guess i have to start sleeping on the couch

ill move out next week

[randomegbert]

daaaaaaaave.

[swaggie2cape]

joooooooooooooooohn

[randomegbert]

rude!!!

[swaggie2cape]

honestly how were we even compatible in the first place its almost like your complete and utter lack of pop culture knowledge is insanely attractive to me

[swaggie2cape]

@randomegbert