i dont wike it

I'm Chris Evans, and I want you to know that I'm not just Captain America, I'm also a Dorito. aim: doritoevans RP only.

[bysaestyl]

i think it’s so cute when games are like “sometimes stealth is the best option you don’t have to kill everything in the room” like bless ur heart game but everything in this room is goING TO DIE

[stillhouse]

[constable-connor-deactivated201]

this is my favorite piece in the gallery.

[localsuccubus-deactivated201910]

Why do we all have that ugly boy that broke our hearts

[doritoevanss]

not being able to reply to posts feels so wrong.

[kennydurand-deactivated20190404]

hey so i forgot to introduce this little guy. his name is pantoufle and he screams at me often and a lot. thank you @whattapayne for this wonderful gift you gave me that doesn’t know how to shut up. 

[bmybb]

[jodiefoster]

[doritoevanss]

i’m here to be social.

[slutyvirgo-deactivated20161109]

Has science gone too far?

[shinybeetle]

How tumblr feels since they took away replies

You: says something cool I want to respond to

Me: stuck behind a soundproof glass wall, banging a big red heart against the glass repeatedly

[yourviolentlackofvirtue]

follow you // bring me the horizon

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police

[beardedchrisevans]

x

[aoq]

“you are terrifying and strange and beautiful. something not everyone knows how to love.“ For Women Who Are Difficult To Love

All credit goes to Warsan Shire // Video & my sister for making it

[alittlebitordinary-blog]

The day after Halloween

[tyscheaven]

my skin feels so soft, thanks to My Tears ™

[zinlust-blog]

Me

[heavydrtytyler-blog]

We gave each other sick tattoos. perfect frenshep.