@umbraeon - Tumblr Blog

people on tumblr love adding "this is the funniest comment ive ever read" "every part of this image hits like a truck" "okay but can we talk about (lists all the things that make a joke funny)" in the comments. why dont you keep your voice down and let the posts wash over you in blissful silence

saluteofthejugger

gnome

guidancerune

what was that. did you guys see that

guidancerune

wtf

pak-deactivated20190212

whats a pillow princess

i don’t have the heart to explain

quatara

ok i’ll google it

quatara

oh so youre just a lazy whore

joan-deactivated20230204

nobody on this site is ever ever EVER going to top running a blog dedicated entirely to posting cute pics of sweet old dogs in a shelter for a year and gradually becoming one of the most recognized blogs on the website, then without warning dropping “i just want to get dicked down again =/” with 0 explanation and abandoning the blog. not deleting it, not explaining anything, just leaving the whole thing as a monument. fucking flawless posting. literally the best of all time.

fairycosmos

and are the “new people joining tumblr” in the room with us right now

johnnycrass

language does NOT shape any of my thoughts 💯 maybe im just different tho 🤷‍♂️

normal-horoscopes

God I cannot wait to throw millions of human lives into the meat grinder of international conflict so I can make billions of dollars selling microplastics to both sides of said conflict. I cannot fucking wait to put more money than I would ever be able to spend into an offshore account I will never use and then die so my socially maladaptive ghoul of a failson can have billions of dollars to pour into every meaningless idea that sprouts from his fetid little walnut of a brain. I wish I could personally crush millions of humans under a giant iron wheel so my son who I hate with my entire heart can spend more money on peyote and inventing the Blockchain for dogs. I need this so fucking much.

portpebble

GIRLS 🎀💅👯‍♀️🤮have been BANNED 🚫🚫from [tumblr] DOT COM 🤣🤣. This is a BOYS 👹🚙👺💁‍♂️ only ZONE 😈💩!!!!

benepla-deactivated20200506

Spotify playlist description: FERAL HYSTERICAL MONSTER WOMEN WHO HOWL AT THE MOON AND GROW FANGS TO PIERCE THE THROATS OF ALL WHO DARE DEFY HER (picture is Anna from Possession) (made by an account called SPI//LL B//LOOD)

the playlist: (Regina Spektor, Billie Eilish, Lorde, Hozier, Mitskis entire discography, exactly one M.I.A song, either a Cardi or Nicki song depending on which callout post the playlist creator last saw, Zombie by The Cranberries)

joshpeck

still being active on tumblr is camp

fucignwimdy

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

joshpeck

i'll outlive everything you love

huffylemon

why yes I have seen tinks

pyreflydust

You... brought her home, right? Called her owners? Did something to get her generally in the direction of the people who certainly must miss their daughter dearly?

st4lker

no they just took a picture for tumblr and then threw the cat down a sewer drain

whoismitski-deactivated20190304

pissvortex

infant snub tail macaque awarded title of most fucked up little old guy in the world

femgirlfriend-moved

when you enter a grocery store for 'a few items' thinking 'you don't need a cart' that's the devil speaking

femgirlfriend-moved

glad this post is popular with everyone's moms

otterlyhuman

Tubby Hot Summer

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haltraveler

Fool that you are, you forget that you too are mortal. The elephant dies as surely as the ant, but one exists on a scale beyond the other’s comprehension. The ant can bite and sting for days, yet its greatest victory can only be to be noticed, and in being so, crushed beneath the magnitude of its foe’s attention. Do you dare draw their gaze and risk that fate?