almost home
occasionally subtle
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Monterey Bay Aquarium
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

ellievsbear
YOU ARE THE REASON

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Peter Solarz

if i look back, i am lost
NASA

#extradirty
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Janaina Medeiros
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Keni

pixel skylines
trying on a metaphor
i don't do bad sauce passes

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@doritoverrated
please help them find snart
ok im tired of the bullshit
wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?
XP/98 remix
The most impressive thing about this might very well be that someone actually found a beneficial use for Windows XP.
“TODAY ON ABC 7 NEWS: Jessica WhiteHorse was caught in a male’s bathroom giving head and getting dicked by several students .. We asked students And parents how they felt about the situation.. They started to spill the TEA” 😩😂😭💀
Y’all…. I just screamed on the top of my lungs
“her great great grandma is the reason rosa parks sat in the front of the bus because she was back there sucking-”
omg is this for real?
yep. that's where I got my diploma.
I want a story about an Italian vampire.
No romance, no action.
Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”
TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing
have you ever met an Italian man
the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc
#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???
how’d you think you were gonna get everyone in here anyway
captain america comes onscreen: that’s gotta be the most beautiful man i’ve ever seen bucky barnes comes onscreen: okay that’s the most beautiful man i’ve ever see black panther comes onscreen: okay THAT’S the
me: truth or dare ted cruz: truth me: are y- ted cruz: dare
learn to laugh at yourself
“Where did you learn to fight like that?”
“I have three older brothers.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, Wilson played first table on the chess team, Chester used to start crying every time he heard a sad song, Dan can really rock a cocktail dress and six-inch heels, and I wasn’t going to let anyone give them any shit for any of that. So I had to learn to beat up people bigger than me pretty early on.”
So much respect right now.
When bombs go off on national television.