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Pizzazz is her era's Taylor Swift
Hear me out: Absolutely a nepo baby who wouldn't be where she is if she didn't come from wealth. Probably didn't graduate high school either. Actually a talented singer, songwriter, and performer -- would not be a top musical act if it was JUST Daddy's Money.
Involved in an incredibly bad movie that was poorly *everythinged* from the start.
Gay icon.
Has almost certainly caused an earthquake.
Songs centered almost entirely around herself.
365 Day Challenge | Favorite Characters | 10. Geoffrey Chaucer | A Knight's Tale "I will eviscerate you in fiction. Every pimple, every character flaw. I was naked for a day; you will be naked for eternity."
Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.
I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.
Me: I shall become his mother and gain his trust
Me talking to an animal control officer five minutes later: he is a nasty horrid little boy and I am bleeding heavily
Animal control officer on the phone: So he’s in your car with you?
Me: Um. It’s his car now and he’s very mad at me.
Second animal control officer: oh you captured him and got him in your car? He’s friendly?
Me, my right hand completely wrapped in paper towels: wouldn’t say that
Urgent Care Nurse: Wow it’s strange he managed to get you so many times.
Me: I uh. Did not let go.
You vibe as someone prone to toxic relationships
People on tumblr will just say anything huh.
Oh cmon, "he hurt me a lot cause i couldn't let go" absolutely has double interpretation.
Me, holding a cat (of unknown gender) as it repeatedly digs its little teeth deep into my flesh: Is this… too… yuri?
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The Lord is testing me yet again
REDEMPTION! REDEMPTION!
They have learned nothing (affectionate!)
Hoping you have no new scratches or bites that need medical attention. Also, wishing the new little kitten the best.
“They have learned nothing (affectionate!)” is going to become my new catchphrase.
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this mostly stemmed from “WHAT IF G1 MEGS WAS ACTUALLY TWO COMBINERS WHO TRANSFORMED INTO TWO INDIVIDUAL PISTOLS” but it felt less cool when I was actually drawing it
either way yeehaw gunslinger optimus
for those unaware, it also means this guy is the creative director of infowars now
Now there’s a juicy sci-fi concept.
voice acted this comic by @eatherstar
i just love sassy decepticon banter lol. thanks so much for allowing me to do this, it was very fun.
Sesame Street: Respect is Coming
#sesame street as kind old gods that invade other universes and Insist Kindness and Learning
#theyre too powerful to be killed or fought and if you hold a weapon it just turns harmless #and they just calmly say ‘well that’s mean dont talk like that’ if you say anything mean
#what im saying is #this story is better than anything ever
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Your periodic reminder that Big Bird is an expression of the Eternal fucking Champion.
I want “Sesame Street Invade and Insist Kindness” to be a actual series.
“For his audition for Prince Hans (from Frozen) he sang a cover of “I Feel Pretty” from the musical West Side Story, though had altered lyrics, turning the song into a self-centered, narcisistic, yet funny chant.” [x]
THEY SHOULD HAVE PUT THIS IN THE MOVIE AS HIS VILLAIN SONG, OMG HANS.
Me, looking at my headcannons and WIP daydreams like:
Please watch this Loony-Tunes-ass chase into Tarantulas' lair from "The Low Road"
<3 Sometimes a family can be a big Murder Plane that wants to write screenplays, the human who has fallen in love with him and the doggo they have adopted <3
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You are the ruler of a kingdom. Your daughter is turning 16 very soon. Most princesses coming of this momentous age usually want something elegant and just as extravagant, like a pony or her own carriage or something. Your little princess wants a dragon for her birthday.
“I want a dragon.” Irene folds her arms, scowling.
Princess Irena Vasilisa Caroline - Irene - is my only child. When she turns sixteen, in just over a month’s time, she will be confirmed as my heir. It is traditional that the parents of a newly confirmed heir give a gift at the conclusion of the ceremony. This gift is considered an omen of the heir’s rule to come, and is planned and considered for years in advance.
“Darling, the ship is almost finished. It’s a lovely ship.”
Iren’s scowl deepens. “I don’t want a ship, Mother. I don’t want the omen of my rule to be a stupid ship.”
“But it signifies trade, and - “
“I know what it signifies. Everyone knows what it signifies. But I don’t want it to!” Irene stamps her foot. “Mother, this is my omen! My rule! I should get some say in this!”
I open my mouth to repeat the platitudes, and then I stop. All my life, I have been trained to say what is appropriate. What is suitable. What is expected.
Irene hasn’t. Oh, she was at first, when my parents were alive. But since I became queen, I have been more… lenient. I learned music, and dancing, and history, and poetry. Irene loves music, and sings like a lark, but she also uses a bow and a sword with skill, rides like a centaur and is an astute student of politics as well as history.
I wanted to protest, when my parents told me what my omen would be - a fabulously rare and precious tree from some faraway land, whose yellow apples were sweet and plentiful. The tree still grows in the palace garden, and I’ve always liked the apples, but…
I never protested. Fruitful and peaceful. It was a good omen for a regnant queen, they said.
And now my daughter stands before me and demands a dragon.
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The X-Files – 2.20: Humbug
What if Buffy's mom hadn't found out about slaying at the end of season 2 and Buffy had to convince Spike to stay in town and pretend to be in a band with her because that was the cover story they'd told Joyce
And then eventually end up accidentally actually starting a band because it’s easier than maintaining the lie
Joyce says they can use the garage to rehearse and she always makes them snacks. Buffy starts to worry she'll never get Spike to leave
Buffy insists on calling the band Slayer and Spike keeps failing to convince her that there’s already a band with that name
Low key I feel like Buffy would just see it as a cover and it’s a ‘fake band’ but Spike gets like way into it and it’s a Real Band™️ to him and he’s a little annoyed Buffy doesn’t take it as seriously. He’s always like “you missed practice this Tuesday what the hell’s up with that. We have a gig next week btw”
#he starts trailing after her on patrol to bitch about missing practice or how she's sloppy on her chords #starts pitching in on the slayage because vampires keep interrupting his tirades #''EXCUSE ME we are having a ROW'' *stakes fledgling* #no chip necessary spike is literally the guy in the band with zero chill about the band #he undeads the band. he unbreathes the band. he spends all his time not sleeping... on the band. #(willow is their manager xander is the merch guy) #(giles was secretly plotting to lure spike into a trap until he notices spike is... actually better at corralling buffy on patrol than he is #because spike doesn't want her injuring her hands or doing anything that fucks with her breath control) #(giles is also weak to the nostalgia of it all and tunes their instruments when he thinks they're not looking) #(when faith arrives mid-S3 she's quickly recruited to sing backup) (via @entirelytookeen)
@worldsokayestdragon :
#spike after learning Oz plays guitar: why İsn't he in the band? #buffy: he's already in his own band. which is actually a real band unlike our fake band that you keep forgetting is just a cover story #spike: we're never going to make it in the music industry if you don't stop calling our band fake
Spike (with reluctant but knowledgeable backup from Giles) finally convinces her that "Slayer" risks bringing copyright lawyers down upon their heads, a fate worse than vampires
Buffy turns around and re-names their band "Fake"
#Buffy at their next concert: hi this is my Fake band and you're at my Fake concert#Fake band fans go NUTS when the Fake lead singer pulls her signature move: peacing out mid-song to go beat up some guys out back#Meanwhile: extended guitar and drum solos#the fans eat. that. gimmick. up.#Buffy returning covered in blood an hour later: oh god you're still going. Okay Fake second song here we go#and the crowd goes WILD