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#eggsthetic

hi babe *:

#marlbor0reds

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#marlbor0reds #what if i put this on a daily queue

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Dear muns who play the same muse as me,

You’re very cool (and you have good taste in muses), and if you want to, we should totally be friends. None of this silly jealousy stuff, come love me. Add me on skype, talk headcanons with me, do crack with me. There’s no reason not to be pals, you’re awesome.

Love Always, me.

#ooc #8)

Funny they should mention the thief whenever they attempt to disengage me.

Equally funny how trust and loyalty is easily broken over coin.

#Your men are not as loyal as you think.#ic;;

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i don’t need him jackass.

you and me one on one asshole, fight me like a man without cowering behind your little thief.

dorltoes

Feldspar? My accomplice is small time. Small time service for taking out the small time trash.

If you insist, your grace. As it happens, I have an asskicking with your fair name on it. You know my magic and strength is greater than yours and your kings. You forget I was once their greatest warrior.

Bring me everything you've got.

After you're defeated, bring me your kings. Bring me their combined forces. Bring me their dignity, pride, and all the hell they can brew. My men will be prepared for it. While Khidel and Ceric will struggle to combine their petty army and claw for new recruits, my army will be amassed all across the land. My minions will crawl forth from all corners of the world. Everything as you know it will be torn asunder.

The stick is mine.

Keep your holy ambitions prepared, princess.

Mine are.

#;;ic