p e t t y

im a bad person probably

[supermegaquotes]

Don’t ya just love baby boy Matt Watson Banana?

[kayleefabulous]

christine: *removes the mask*

phantom: 

[igxbaddies]

[icicle-frost]

real life Allura y'all

[emmrichvolkaryn]

[democrips]

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

[omalleyred-deactivated20171006]

I know who we all REALLY want to see in Disney’s live action reboots.

[wymanthewalrus]

Did I ever tell you guys how I actually semi-officially changed the canon of this movie

[kaptainkulak-deactivated2018032]

Oh?

[wymanthewalrus]

Yeah I got one of the lead writers to make something canon with help from my roommate and his dad.

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

give us the deets

[wymanthewalrus]

Ok so this all started with a fan theory I read on Reddit. Basically the theory was that since the only animals in the movie that are shown to be capable of speech used to be human, then any animal that can talk was at one point a human.

On Kuzco’s first night alone in the jungle, he sees a fly in a spiderweb. The fly screams “HELP ME” then gets eaten.

The theory was that that fly used to be human.

So my roommate really liked that theory and said “hey my dad is actually friends with the guy who wrote Emperor’s New Groove, he can ask him to confirm that theory for us.” (I’m not naming names here I don’t wanna get sued)

So a couple days later we get screenshots of my roommate’s dad’s email asking about the theory and the lead writer’s response:

“The fly is… Kuzco’s late father.”

My roommate’s dad: “is that canon?”

Writer: “It is now.”

So Kuzco’s dad was turned into an animal by Yzma, we assume, as part of her ploy to take the throne. It makes SENSE.

And that’s how I helped change the canon of a major Disney movie.

[thatgirlonstage]

Are you telling me Kuzco watched his own father get eaten alive in front of him, without ever knowing who he was, years after presumably thinking his father was already dead?

What the fuck?

[theonetheonlyanak]

[cossackia]

The Timeless Trilogy

[pebleeee-deactivated20151227]

im happy they worked it out

[the-rom-man]

I need updates on this 

are they still bffs?

[cossackia]

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Damn……I’m really someone’s future wife. Like I’m really someone’s soul mate! Bitch someone really gon love my ass one day. That’s crazy.

[yuirhapsody]

[nitrosplicer]

they beat jesus with that

[scoobydoomistakes]

Ah, the carnival... so many fun attractions to go on!

First, check out the merry-go-round, and treat yourself to an ice-cold…

…“Clused Pop!”

They come in three flavors: chary, leem, and opal.

Next, prepare yourself for the wacky thrills…

…of the “Fun Hose!”

We don’t know exactly how this virtual world designed to be the best amusement park possible managed to lose a sign letter, but we suspect the clown entrance ate it.

After that, consider running from the jaguar-headed ape thing straight into…

…the “Foature” tent!

Warning: sign may change later to properly read “fortune” in closeups when the animators finally notice.

And last of all, when you’re tired of the boardwalk, come on down to everyone’s favorite – the classic, the unforgettable…

…”Fun.”

Do you eat it? Play it? Ride it? Is it full of kittens? In all honestly, we have no idea, but there’s a good chance it’s illegal.

[scoobydoomistakes]

Throwback to this post ‘cause writing it was way too fun, and it still makes me laugh to this day.

[userboxed]

[blackgrlsaremagic]

IG: @yoliswa_xo @uncensoredfeminist

[relishboi]

How to Pick Up Girls on Twitter (real with proof)

Step One: ????

Step Two: Victory

[cozyposy-deactivated20170606]

please remember that if your stomach didnt fold when you sit, slouch, or bend over your tummy skin would rip in half when you stood up again

[infinittywar]

this is both terrifying and reassuring. thanks

[astrolocherry]

3 types 

aries: 1st type - cute, bubblegum eternal child  2nd type - impulsive antagonist  3rd type - seductive risk taker 

taurus 1st type - earthy artist  2nd type - mature and maternal figure  3rd type - gluttonous pleasure seeker 

gemini 1st type - childlike clown  2nd type - sophisticated socialite / academic  3rd type - disorganised basket case 

cancer  1st type - aggressive, moody sensitive  2nd type - empathetic counsellor  3rd type - martyred worrier 

leo 1st type - exuberant performer  2nd type - wants to save the world  3rd type - hates themselves openly 

virgo 1st type - self critical nervous wreck  2nd type - cool and composed problem solver  3rd type - exemplary server 

libra 1st type - lonely, dependant, and sensitive relationship seeker 2nd type - formidable leader, justice seeking and moral 3rd type - airy flirter and artist 

scorpio 1st type - brooding, silent, angry at the world, unstable  2nd type - curious, fascinating emotional lover, interested in the world and complex  3rd type - powerful magnetiser, arousing and seductive 

sagittarius  1st type - uncontrollable and impulsive trickster  2nd type - philosophical and wise guide  3rd type - travel hungry, life absorbing wanderer 

capricorn 1st type - consumed labourer, contributing and sacrificial  2nd type - lazy and lethargic, melancholic and paranoid  3rd type - regal leader, success story, overcomer of obstacles with grace 

aquarius  1st type - introverted and misunderstood outsider  2nd type - playful child, interested by everyone and everything, cool and kind 3rd type - eccentric madman, drunk professor 

pisces  1st type - spiritual temple, compassionate comforter  2nd type - addicted daydreamer incapable of dealing with reality  3rd type - gossipy trickster, two faced and complex 

-C.

[nostrem]

[dyrus]

what is this from

[ghoulvalentines-archive]

if I were her I’d ditch the first dude and just go for the second one

[inamerata]

every time this comes on my dash I am honorbounded to let u all know it is from kamen rider fourze, and this good kid is gentaro kisaragi who is this good for the entire series and I love him

[topgunhat-deactivated20191021]

me tucking my wonderful son in for a good nights rest

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[raccoonfootproductions]

Proper punctuation is everything, people.

[armedandgayngerous]

you: nut me, an intellectual: boy syrup