Welcum to my twisted mind >:)

24 He/They

[brucespringsteencomments]

[holic-user]

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[feraligatr]

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

[mlarayoukai-archive]

No! You defeated my perfect plan I spent well over a decade to execute! I was going to rule the world! Anyway here's 66usd

[papayajuan2019]

two things

buenos dias

[crazy-brazilian]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s weird how everyone hating you when you’re nine years old still affects your self esteem when you’re 26 like yeah nobody came to my birthday party but that was like 17 years ago why is it stopping me from going to a gay bar

[pirateprincessjess]

When I asked my Brother in Law if he had seen Star Wars he said “Oh yeah! Admiral Ackbar. It ain’t real though”

Nearly a decade later and im still baffled by this response

[kosmogrl]

[faded-moon13]

does anybody have that one picture of 9/11 where u can see gerard standing like rlly cuntilly on the sidewalk??? plz i need it.

[kobracola]

This one?

[insanityinabigcloaktrynaacthuman]

IS THIS REAL IM STUPID I GENUINELY CANNOT TELL IF THIS IS A JOKE 😭😭😭

[pisshandkerchief]

as far as I know it's real and that is legitimately gerard way

[infectiouspiss]

yep its gerard! he confirms it somewhere in this interview (i genuinely don't remember when sorry) but its gerard!

[wizardarchetypes]

once i was presenting research at a conference where everyone who received money from a specific grant had to go to basically be like “and here’s what we’re doing with your money.”

and there was a team there presenting on astrophysics and I truly barely understood a thing they said. my team was there to talk about salamander eDNA, and the juxtaposition between Space Math and swabbing salamanders with cotton-tips just struck me as deeply funny.

Later some of the Space people came by and asked us all about the salamanders and one of them said, “I can’t imagine working with animals and water. It’s all so messy. I don’t know how you stay sane with those variables?”

And I was like, “dude I didn’t even know the math you talked about today even existed.”

And we were both just like 🤝 “love your work. huge fan. I’d rather die than do it though.”

[cannibalchicken]

[dorstos]

Just remembered I have a Tumblr yikes

[mercurialmilk]

When the corporate customer service quiz has this as a question:

And you have to decide if you want to pass the course or be true to your heart.

[podcastwizard]

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]