i have 99 problems and all of them are everything

kathy • 30s • 🇨🇦 ; cat enthusiast first, big fat lesbian second🌈 talk to me about our shared interests or your dogs or your existential crises, as i crave the warmth of human companionship

[dumnslut]

[thememedaddy]

[catcrumb]

[64mpg]

everyone has fallen for “wow i feel so good i don’t think i need to be on meds anymore” at least once right. some of us do not learn our lessons too well so maybe dozens of times i guess

[transwalterdecourcey]

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government

[sullengun]

[rickyapologist]

you can honestly be having the worst day of your life, open tumblr and there's your long time mutual who has recently gotten really into toy story yaoi just posting away

[lizawithazed]

#since buzz and woody dont have genitals the convention in toy story porn is for them to have sort of pseudoclits#in the form of the button that makes buzz's wings pop out and woodys voicebox pullstring respectively.#just in case u were curious. i learned this years ago under very clinical circumstances

Thanks, question: how do I unlearn this?

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you have to spend a week with the last person you googled how is it going

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[queerofthedagger]

yeah yeah having a crush is embarassing but have you ever watched yourself develop a new category 5 character obsession in real time. agonizingly humiliating shit

[heateron]

[fairycosmos]

they’re saying you’re finally going to become a real person like everyone else. they just announced it

[angelicdewdrop]

[fairycosmos]

my 5 year plan? find the energy to use my human body to participate in the world in some form or fashion

[eonblueinmay]

When we say cultural mosaic...

[spiribia]

when enkidu dies Gilgamesh covers his face, veiling it “like a bride”. Haha (sudden low voice through gritted teeth) the ancient Mesopotamians are running circles around us. I need you to get your ass on the field and give me your best yaoi or we can kiss these quarter finals goodbye

[depsidase]

[gilmarverdes]

me doing anything: am i making people uncomfortable? am i going overboard? am i too much? am i annoying others? am i too clingy? a