i have 99 problems and all of them are everything

kathy • 30s • 🇨🇦 ; cat enthusiast first, big fat lesbian second🌈 talk to me about our shared interests or your dogs or your existential crises, as i crave the warmth of human companionship

[64mpg]

“but if i communicate it perfectly then they will understand me” WRONG 10,000 years of suffering

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

STOP telling me when people are typing. it's bad enough i have to figure out how not to interrupt people in verbal conversations and now we're doing it in WRITING????

[angelicguy]

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

[seaweed-station]

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer-de]

your laura palmer comparison was trite and unfounded

[lesbianboyfriend]

it’s rotten work. to me if it’s me.

[dumnslut]

[thememedaddy]

[catcrumb]

[64mpg]

everyone has fallen for “wow i feel so good i don’t think i need to be on meds anymore” at least once right. some of us do not learn our lessons too well so maybe dozens of times i guess

[walterdecourceys]

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government

[sullengun]

[rickyapologist]

you can honestly be having the worst day of your life, open tumblr and there's your long time mutual who has recently gotten really into toy story yaoi just posting away

[lizawithazed]

#since buzz and woody dont have genitals the convention in toy story porn is for them to have sort of pseudoclits#in the form of the button that makes buzz's wings pop out and woodys voicebox pullstring respectively.#just in case u were curious. i learned this years ago under very clinical circumstances

Thanks, question: how do I unlearn this?

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you have to spend a week with the last person you googled how is it going

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[queerofthedagger]

yeah yeah having a crush is embarassing but have you ever watched yourself develop a new category 5 character obsession in real time. agonizingly humiliating shit

[heateron]

[fairycosmos]

they’re saying you’re finally going to become a real person like everyone else. they just announced it

[angelicdewdrop]