do the werm

and that's how you do the scarn

[3plymike]

Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly

[blazepress]

[onlytwitterpics]

[sandorclegane]

[justfurbythings]

Waiting for the midnight train going anywhere

[unjmportant-deactivated20150728]

snake……… on………… meeeee………… (snake on me)

snake…… meeeee…….. OOOOOOON (SNAKE ON ME)

[pollynareffs-deactivated2018071]

[relatablepicturesofdoofenshmirtz]

[weloveshortvideos]

[jncoes]

[flightless-wings]

if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[victorpopejr]

When u just won uno but can’t get up cuz u sitting on all ya cards

[jayce]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

person: I hate small talk. I wanna talk about death, aliens, sex, what life means and why we are here

me: listen man, you gonna buy these shoes or nah? cause I gotta close up in about 10 minutes 

[rhydonmyhardon]

being told you’re appreciated is one of the simplest yet incredibly uplifting things you can ever hear

[dothewerm]

[keithsweatshop]