Poly Dottolone x female siren fae reader headcanons
Zandik x female siren fae reader x Feofan
Reader is a siren fae, which are extremely rare, according to lore (correct me if I'm wrong). Also, everything takes place after the original Zandik died. Reader never met him. She only knows dottore as segment 35.
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Content: fluff, sfw
Picture for reference, this is the only trait I mentioned, can be any color you want. ( pic from Pinterest)
You as a Siren Fae
- Your Siren Fae nature is simply part of your everyday life with them.
- They don't treat you like a curiosity or an exotic possession.
- Your unusual ears, sharp teeth, pointed nails, scales, heightened hearing, and Siren voice are all things they've gradually learned to understand.
- Your ears are particularly expressive, and both men become extremely good at reading them.
- When they're relaxed, they're soft and loose.
- When you're irritated, they become noticeably tense.
- When you're frightened or genuinely angry, they become rigid.
- You can manifest your Siren tail whenever you want. It's something you choose deliberately.
- Your tail is mostly associated with your private pool, bathing, or situations where you specifically want it.
Your voice
- You have two major Siren vocal abilities: destructive resonance and entrancing resonance.
- The destructive form is something you deliberately control and reserve for genuine threats.
- The entrancing form is subtler and can occasionally emerge unintentionally when you're experiencing particularly strong emotions.
- Zandik is fascinated by the physiology behind it.
- Feofan is fascinated by the fact that your singing is beautiful even without the supernatural component.
- If you accidentally activate the entrancing resonance while singing, Zandik will notice almost immediately.
"Your resonance changed."
"Did it?"
"Yes."
Feofan smiles.
"It was lovely."
General dynamic
- You are in a committed polyamorous relationship with Zandik and Feofan, and neither relationship is treated as secondary.
- The three of you have very different personalities, which is exactly why the dynamic works. Zandik is controlled, intellectual, and difficult to read. Feofan is charismatic, indulgent, and deliberately provocative.
- Zandik and Feofan have their own relationship with each other as well. They aren't simply two men sharing a partner, they genuinely care about one another, even if they spend an unreasonable amount of time arguing.
- You are usually the person who breaks up their arguments.
"Are you two finished?"
"He started it."
"You were the one who—"
"Both of you. Stop."
And somehow, they listen.
Zandik (Dottore)
- Zandik is the quieter partner. He doesn't constantly verbalize affection, but he notices everything about you.
- He knows when you're tired by the way you move, when you're irritated by the position of your ears, and when you're uncomfortable before you say anything.
- He remembers tiny details you've mentioned months ago.
- If you casually say that you like something, he'll remember.
- He also enjoys teaching you. If you become interested in biology, anatomy, history, engineering, languages, or anything else, he'll happily explain it to you in extraordinary detail.
- His version of affection is often simply letting you into his personal space.
- You can sit beside him while he works, lean against him, hold his hand, or read in his laboratory without him complaining.
- He'll occasionally glance at you and quietly say:
"You're distracting me."
You know perfectly well he doesn't actually want you to leave.
Feofan (Pantalone)
- Feofan is the shameless flirt.
- He knows exactly how to make you blush and considers it one of his favorite pastimes.
- He'll compliment you just because he enjoys your reaction.
"You look beautiful tonight."
"You said that yesterday."
"And I was correct yesterday."
- He's extremely generous with you.
- If you mention wanting something, there's a dangerous possibility that he'll purchase it before you've even decided whether you actually wanted it.
- He also loves taking you somewhere elegant simply because he enjoys seeing you dressed up.
- Feofan is much more openly affectionate than Zandik. He'll casually put an arm around you, kiss your forehead, hold your hand in public, or pull you closer while sitting together.
Your life at the estate
- You don't have to have a conventional job, so your days are largely your own.
- Neither man expects you to become productive simply for the sake of productivity.
- Instead, they make sure you have plenty of things to occupy your mind.
- You read, sing, learn new things, visit the city, spend time in the pool, explore the estate, attend the opera, and occasionally accompany Feofan to social events.
- Zandik gives you intellectual challenges.
- Feofan gives you experiences.
- You also have plenty of days where you simply do absolutely nothing.
- Nobody judges you for it.
The estate
- Feofan has an unfortunate tendency to renovate. Constantly.
- You will occasionally walk into Zandik's study looking exhausted.
"Zandik..."
"What happened?"
"Feofan is renovating again."
"Again?"
"Well, he's having the house renovated. He doesn't actually do any work."
- Zandik will stare into the distance for several seconds.
- The indoor heated pool is one of Feofan's more justified renovations, however.
- It was built specifically so you could comfortably spend time in water without having to deal with Snezhnaya's freezing climate.
- And of course Zandik has a personal lab in the estate.
- There are also Fatui soldiers guarding the estate.
Going into the city
- You're allowed to go wherever you want.
- However, because you're an extremely rare Siren Fae and the partner of two powerful Fatui figures, you generally have a discreet security detail.
- Usually one or two guards accompany you rather than surrounding you with an entire military unit.
- You also go out all three of you. Most of the time going to the theater or expensive restaurants.
- When you go to the theater, you try to listen to the opera singer/ watch the ballerinas while the two of them won't keep their mouths shut. They won't stop complaining about anything.
-When you go out to eat, Zandik won't stop commenting on the food and the way it must've been prepared.
At night
- You usually sleep between them.
- Partly because you like the warmth and partly because it simply became the arrangement everyone naturally settled into.
- Feofan is usually the more physically affectionate sleeper.
- Zandik tends to be quieter, but you'll often find his hand reaching for yours sometime during the night.
- If you're cold, you instinctively move closer to whichever man is warmer.
- Feofan finds this amusing.
"You're stealing my blanket again."
"I'm cold."
"Then come closer."
Zandik, half-asleep:
"She's already closer."
- Since Feofan is a very passionate smoker, he snores. And it's VERY bad. It sounds like a broken engine and wakes both you and Zandik up.
When you're upset
- Feofan tries to comfort you immediately.
- Zandik gives you space if you need it, but stays nearby.
- Neither forces you to talk.
- If you're angry, Feofan is usually better at distracting you.
- If you're genuinely distressed, Zandik becomes extremely attentive and practical.
- And if someone else is responsible for making you upset? Both men become considerably less pleasant.
The three of you together
- You can sit together for hours without needing to constantly interact.
- Sometimes Zandik plays piano while you sing and Feofan drinks tea nearby.
- Sometimes Feofan reads while you're curled against him and Zandik works across the room.
- Sometimes all three of you are simply sitting together by the fireplace.
- The relationship doesn't need to be dramatic all the time.
The defining feature of your relationship is that the three of you genuinely feel like a household, not two separate relationships revolving around you, but three people who have deliberately built a life together.
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