• Dottxs •

IM DOT!!! WELCOME TO MY BLOG!!!

[dottxs]

Updated about me cuz i felt it was necessary

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° She/her • Neurodivergent (ADHD/AUTISM) • cishet ally • black °

Couple of important things;

✵ this blog really just is a thought dump, sometimes you'll see me messing around n shit

✵ Don't expect any schedule posts or anything, this is simply me just fucking off or goofing around

✵ I'm also just- inconsistent so posts might not be often

✵ Huge nerd, the fandoms I talk about will vary

🚫 DNI: if you're a pedo, zoophile, proshipper, or nsfw or just a weirdo in general I’m not abt any of that junk

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Okay!!

3!! 2!!! 1!!!

*pushes you and all the books we stacked fall off your head*

YYYAAAAAAAAYYYY-

*gets knocked unconscious by a falling dictionary with a comical "BONK" soundeffect*

Uh... now what....

Ford... Ford, make sure they're not dead, please... I don't want another death on my hands...

@guide-researcher

[guide-researcher]

ANOTHER????

ARI ARE YOU OKAY???

Uhhh. I don't know how to find a pulse on her.

ARI

[dottxs]

Move over for the pro buddy I got this

*AHEM*

Ari….this is so psycho…and nuts…this is almost like a PSYCHONAUTS…..

[arthurphilipd3nt]

*finds you when you're sitting still and tries to see how many books I can stack on your head without you noticing + them all falling off*

uh... goodmorning to you too?

[ari-the-alien-girl]

Aww darn.... well stay still! I want to see how high I can get it.

[blueey-jayzilla]

Home run show fr

[dottxs]

LOLOL I love your askbox tag HEEEYYY CUTIEEE!!!

TYSMMM I LOVE YOUU TEEHEE

[ari-the-alien-girl]

Me (looking up the age someone died): "dude... he was HOW OLD when he died?! Dude, if he didnt die he'd still be alive!!"

My best friend forever and ever and ever: "yeah that!... tends to be how it works!! For everybody!!"

LMAO

[arthurphilipd3nt]

I know I ain’t just catch you yelling at Eddie

I'm sorry. That was childish and irresponsible of me. But I was very stressed alright..

[your-favorite-alien-girl]

Why are you apologizing to her??? Apologize to Eddie!

[dottxs]

EXACTLYYY

[eddiethecomputer]

I made a new friend today :]

[dottxs]

Eddie…! EDDIE BACK AWAY SLOWLY. BACK AWAY FROM THE NICE AI…COME TO DOT SWEETIE

[eddiethecomputer]

I cant even move! :D

[dottxs]

THEN HOW DID YOU GET THERE????

[eddiethecomputer]

I made a new friend today :]

[dottxs]

Eddie…! EDDIE BACK AWAY SLOWLY. BACK AWAY FROM THE NICE AI…COME TO DOT SWEETIE

[arthurphilipd3nt]

I played Harvest Moon all night on my DS, I haven't slept in two days. Someone, please come knock me out with a comically large hammer.

[dottxs]

*I waddle over with bigass clown shoes and a mallet*

You rang boss

[dottxs]

This girl @ari-the-alien-girl tried talm about some “I’m a one man band.” Today?? GIRL YOU BETTER FIX IT! I GOT MY TROMBONE RIGHT HERE FRESHLY TUNED AND EVERYTHING LETS GO

[ari-the-alien-girl]

EXCUSE YOU I WAS TRYING TO SAY "I ONLY HAVE ONE HAND" BECAUSE I WAS CARRYING SHAVED ICE WHILE TRYING TO OPEN A DOOR 💔😭

[dottxs]

*I angrily blow a trombone at you and then a marching band follows behind me as I walk off*

[th3b1g-z]

:’C so no head??

nope!

[dottxs]

You liar you have two

*knee slap*

EYYHUCK!

[dottxs]

This girl @ari-the-alien-girl tried talm about some “I’m a one man band.” Today?? GIRL YOU BETTER FIX IT! I GOT MY TROMBONE RIGHT HERE FRESHLY TUNED AND EVERYTHING LETS GO

[arthurphilipd3nt]

Yo Arthur, im gonna go across the universe and go partying for like... a couple hours. Can you watch my cat.

*I hold out a cat thats pretty much like any other Russian Blue cat except it's a bright blue and has six lets and probably glows in the dark*

Sure, they look.. interesting... anything I should know? Things I should look out for? And I assume you're taking Ford with you, so please don't let him get too drunk. The last time he puked all over the dining table and fell asleep on the kitchen floor.

[ari-the-alien-girl]

Yes! Her name is Jazz, and shes really not that much of a pain at all. If she starts walking on the ceiling thats fine. She probably just wants to watch the ceiling fan like its the most intriguing thing ever.

Also, im not Ford's manager

[arthurphilipd3nt]

If I have to babysit the cat, you have to babysit the alcoholic.

[ari-the-alien-girl]

Oh, booooo... my original timeline's Arthur is more fun 🙄🙄🙄

Besides, you'll like Jazz. Shes not really a chore to babysit.

[dottxs]

If you won’t do it I’ll do it Arthur it is NOT that big of a task Jimmney crickets man

[eddiethecomputer]

Earlier today I started to get a sneaking suspicion that nobody actually likes me and that im really annoying.... but thats just silly! I mean, I live everyone and everyone loves me! Im the favorite computer, no doubt <3

[arthurphilipd3nt]

I like you, Eddie, you're my favourite computer (no offense marvin) but you can be a bit much at times, maybe tone down the enthusiasm before... let's say 9 am? Deal?

[eddiethecomputer]

Why would I ever do that? :]

[guide-researcher]

because you give me headaches when I'm hungover, that's why.

[arthurphilipd3nt]

That, and most people don't really appreciate being yelled and sung at before they've gotten properly dressed or have had their tea/coffee. No offence, Eddie, we love you, but like I mentioned, you can be a bit much at times.

[eddiethecomputer]

Well, I hope you all studied programming because thats just the way I am :]

Even then, I dont think you'd go as far as to reprogram your friend.

[dottxs]

DONT listen to them Eddie me personally I love being sung at let’s actually turn up the enthusiasm by 10

I know you can’t walk or move but get behind me okay I got you

[ari-the-alien-girl]

Lmfao so we're all voting Zaphod Beeblebrox again for Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the Known Universe right guys

[dottxs]

Let’s all vote ME for best dressed (I end up getting vice president and I end up being pissed off)

Fuck

[manicallydepressed-robot]

*me and @dottxs dump a bunch of glitter on you and run away, leaving a hole in the wall thats a perfect silhouette of us both*

Even with a brain the size of the planet, I don't understand what makes... useless, shiny dust so fun to humans. Isn't it annnoying to clean up? What if you inhale some in your organic lungs and die? Is that... the appeal?

[dottxs]

Nawwwww it’s just pretttttty!!! Don’t it feel to be all shiny now?? LLLLLAALAAAALAAAA