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@th3b1g-z
Heyy, Zaphod Beeblebrox here
Former President of the Galaxy, inventor of the Pangalactic Gargleblaster and the Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the Known Galaxy at your service!
Saw everyone in this little website so what the photons, here we are
I assume this website is multidimensional or something so hello everyone!
OCC below
I feel like bothering you but im not exactly sure how so im just gonna follow you around everywhere (until you tell me to leave probably) šš
Ok, I probably won't pay much attention to you either.
What!!! And whhyyyyy not!!! Im going to bug you all day! You can't avoid me forever!
oh dear I have a lot of responsibilities, y'know? You're not the focus of my worries
But if you want to give it a try, go ahead
I feel like bothering you but im not exactly sure how so im just gonna follow you around everywhere (until you tell me to leave probably) šš
Ok, I probably won't pay much attention to you either.
How much better is a hug from you if you have 3 arms? I only have 2!
think of the best thing you can imagine and multiply it by 10,000
now THAT would be a hug from me baby
But what if YOU'RE the best thing i can imagine, Mr. President?
yea so leave it that way, to imagine anything better than me is impossible ;)
How much better is a hug from you if you have 3 arms? I only have 2!
think of the best thing you can imagine and multiply it by 10,000
now THAT would be a hug from me baby
Should we take Zaphod partying w us or nah?
knowing him he already knows about the party and will possibly already be there when we get there.
So probably not.
absolutely! see u guys there ;)
(Charity anon) we need about $12939593929193 billion Altairian dollars š Thank you!! We definitely spend it all on the kids and donāt use it to secretly fund anti-alcohol measures teehee
huh sure... talk to "Ford Prefect", he will pay
I bloody well will not! Who is falling for thag scam! They're funding a prohibition of alcohol!
wait a WHAT?
well, it's not like we had that money either.
Is that why you tossed it onto me?
yea.. probably
(Charity anon) we need about $12939593929193 billion Altairian dollars š Thank you!! We definitely spend it all on the kids and donāt use it to secretly fund anti-alcohol measures teehee
huh sure... talk to "Ford Prefect", he will pay
I bloody well will not! Who is falling for thag scam! They're funding a prohibition of alcohol!
wait a WHAT?
well, it's not like we had that money either.
(Charity anon) we need about $12939593929193 billion Altairian dollars š Thank you!! We definitely spend it all on the kids and donāt use it to secretly fund anti-alcohol measures teehee
huh sure... talk to "Ford Prefect", he will pay
Mr President sir would you consider donating to my charity??? We believe every young creature deserves to learn how to party and current galactic educational curriculum does not support this goal
absolutely! how much do u need...?
do u own any labubus?? I hear Ford is getting into them š¤
a what?
hey @guide-researcher what is this anon talking about?
It appears to be some sort of bag friend that looks similar to me?
I dunno Zaphod.
Oh, who would have such a thing?
do u own any labubus?? I hear Ford is getting into them š¤
a what?
hey @guide-researcher what is this anon talking about?
:āC so no head??
nope!
Whatās the grossest thing about Zaphod?
I saw him lick a spilt drink from the table once.... that was probably the grossest thing I've actually seen him do. That's without even mentioning the things I've heard about him.
hey I wasn't going to waste a good drink!
obviously your little brain wouldn't understand it
I didn't even understand it. I grew up with you and you still blow my mind in gross ways.
I didn't expect much from you anyway...
So then why IS Ford stupid?
he just... was born that way, it's a shame, believe me
Are you going to donate your second head when your presidency is up?? Iād be willing to take it off your hands/shoulders!! Itās awfully handsome
Nope I won't (I don't even know if it's possible)
thanks u, but I look MORE handsome with two heads, no one's going to take that away from me ;)
Lmfao so we're all voting Zaphod Beeblebrox again for Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the Known Universe right guys
Maybe...
Buy me a drink in your gaudiest outfit @th3b1g-z, then we'll talk
sure thing! if you buy me a drink first
nono, that's not the deal. You buy me a drink and I'll vote for you. I don't buy you a drink. I buy you a drink and vote someone else.
whatever, I don't even need your vote, I have enough fans who will vote for me ;)
