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The cards see all.

Hello, hentai artist? I want to comission an artpiece of a brown woman. Oh no, not 'gyaru' or 'tanned', she's born with the melanin, you see. Wonderful. Oh and one final thing: make sure her nipples....

.....aren't pink

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

caustic-pixie

OP the tags!!

milanesa42

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

demilypyro

government agent: *closing door* okay I'm gonna describe some scenarios and I want you to say how you'd resolve any perceived issues

me handcuffed to desk: uh okay

agent: a love triangle consisting of a man and two women who both desire him

me: the girls should team up to forcefem the guy and then become a throuple

agent: a love triangle consisting of two men who both desire the same woman

me: their rivalry is resolved when the girl introduces both to estrogen. they then become a throuple

agent: a man and a woman in a heterosexual relationship

me: the man is an egg just waiting to crack

agent: two men kissing

me: t4t yuri

agent: a man by himself

me: woman

agent: holy fucking shit

ghostinthebathroom

I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.

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I'm waiting for him to explain to me how his newfound love of drag allowed him to prove I killed my business partner

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numbmontezuma

"The gaming industry is bizarre. It is not an industry of success. It is an industry of your competitor, your direct head to head competitor, tripping over their dick and faceplanting into a bunch of shit. The only reason Sony got ground with the PS1 is because Nintendo fucked them with a deal and then went with carts for N64 and spent so many years pissing off third parties that everyone was willing to jump ship. The Saturn fucking killed itself by dropping into stores that were only Kmarts. The PS3 fucked up its entire early launch cycle by going a year late $200 more. And if you can just keep your company not shitty, if you can make a not terrible product, and your competitor makes an awful one, you’re the one who gets all the money"

-Pat from Two Best Friends Play on a interview from over 10 years ago.