Ninjak Smackdowns

  Devoted to Colin King aka Ninja-K, aka Ninjak - British spy, martial artist, gadget fan from Valiant Comics. He is a master of snark, and this blog will attempt to show some of his snarkiest moments.   

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Self-deprecating snark, suitable for a Brit. Level mild, but kind of depressing. Ninjak vs Valiant Universe #3

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Colin the Cat!

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Have I added this yet? From Rapture #4 Snark level = Mild

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NINJAK Facts: 15 Things You NEED To Know Before His Web Series

Ninjak vs. the Valiant Universe is a live action web series coming soon. This is your primer for the main character.

To hold you over till I can find more snarky panels

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Alphabetic Ninjas? Learning the ABCs of Ninja-K from Writer Christos Cage - IGN

Ninja-A, Ninja-B and Ninja-C were the first in a long line of ninjas before Ninjak. This new comic explores their history.

Fun, but short, look at the new series starting in Nov. Ninja-K

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So much I love about this page. Neutral snark, Gilad gives as good as he gets here. Brobdingnagian smacks of a 'who can get this into a sentence' challenge, and Ninjak responds perfectly. Love it. Ninjak #20 (Matt Kindt / Khari Evans / Ulises Arreola / Chris Sotomayor / Andres Guinaldo)

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Snark level = mild. He is talking to his BFF Gilad, after all. Ninjak #18. (Matt Kindt / Khari Evans / Ulises Arreola / Andres Guinaldo / Chris Sotomayor)

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Not a smackdown, more a bit of threatening sass. No score, he's talking to himself. Ninjak #14 (Matt Kindt / Diego Bernhard / Khoi Pham / Ulises Arreola)

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remember when Ninjak was like

“hey you gotta kiss dudes for info you gotta kiss dudes tho im not complaining”

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When the canon gods supply ya crackship needs

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EXCL. PREVIEW: In Ninjak #0 the Key to His Survival is Buried Deep in the Past

An all-new jumping-on point! Valiant Entertainment's Ninjak #0 by Matt Kindt, Christos Gage, Francis Portela, Tomás Giorello & more!

Yay, more on Ninjak #0 - art looks lovely. 

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Valiant Writer Teases New Spy-Focused 'Ninjak' Comic

Christos Gage outlines the future of the publisher’s resident super-spy

Bring on more snark!!

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That time when Aric interrupted the snarkiness. No score needed.

Unity #24 (James Asmus / Karl Moline / Andrew Dalhouse)

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Snark level = mild

Unity #23 (James Asmus / Diego Bernhard / Andrew Dalhouse)

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Snark level = Neutral Warmonger gives as good as she gets Unity #19 (Matt Kindt / Jose Luis / Jefte Palo / Andrew Dalhousie)

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Fighting in the Deadside, Ninjak can’t stop himself from adding some snark.

Ninjak #12 (Matt Kindt / Juan Jose Ryp / Doug Braithwaite / Brian Reber)

Snark level = mild