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just some guy | 30's | my corner of the internet

[wizzard890]

look at these extremely cool pants I got

they're from samuel zelig and I can't wait to wear them with a pair of impractical heels.

[wizzard890]

finally took these for a spin

[uss-emberprise]

[bugwolfsstuff]

I didn't realize that this was about Project Hail Mary at first I just accepted that this was Ryan Gosling's fault and we have to kill him

[lokaror]

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

[inkandguns]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Wait this isnt gay sex this is working at my job

[enki2]

[artemissoftstepper]

need a bad sleep reset

this is a very delicate operation which involves not falling asleep until the late enough tomorrow that i can get a normal nights sleep

[voxelfoxkae]

[catsoverloaded]

Poor girl broke her favorite sitting basket.

[kitten-cab00dle]

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

[ymawgat]

your car: *bounces back and forth, defeated, its hood swinging by a mere thread*

my car: *triumphantly leaps six feet in the air, spraying hubcaps in victorious fervor*

[mousenemy]

What?

[chromatic-king]

[aqwult]

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

[catchymemes]

[blignick]

[catchymemes]

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

boy go get me my pringle

[mevil]

[3000s]

YUP

[the-frog-blog]