"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Monterey Bay Aquarium
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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tannertan36
dirt enthusiast
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
cherry valley forever

ellievsbear
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
noise dept.
$LAYYYTER

Kiana Khansmith

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
will byers stan first human second
i don't do bad sauce passes

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Keni
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@doublewhiskeyginger
When there’s 3:43 left in the game and you’re up 4-0.
Braden Holtby before Game 6 vs Lightning
ALEXANDER OVECHKIN IS FINALLY GOING TO THE STANLEY CUP FINALS IM CRYING SO HARD
seeing john mulaney posts tagged with “john mulaney spoilers” is the funniest fucking thing
john mulaney dies in infinity war
Imagine being a bear. No bills. You can scratch your back on a tree whenever you want. Seasonal weight gain is necessary. No judgement for sleeping 3 months at a time. It would be beary great.
John Carlson doing what we all dream about: slapping Braden Holtby’s ass
Game 3: WSH vs. PIT 5/1/18
Best thing I’ve heard all day
Hey, do you know that feeling of hitching up a long skirt so you don’t fall on your face when walking upstairs, and then you immediately become a wretched yet resolute Jane Austen character? It’s a universal thing, right?
It’s like resting a laundry basket against your hip and suddenly you’re a long-suffering peasant woman, wondering if you’ll survive the winter.
OVI WITH THE GAME WINNING GOAL
Game 3: WSH vs. PIT 5/1/18
“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”
Translation:
[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]
Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome.Â
Only it’s not a weasel, it’s a mink (:
What you non-Russian people are probably missing is the expression literally meaning “busy sausage” in original… and “girlfriend”.Â
renaissance art
#graceful hero banishes screaming demon (2018)
[puts far more meat than is reasonable into tortilla] [tortilla doesn’t fold fully or correctly] bullshit. what’s wrong with you. fuck you
I’ve never been prouder of anything i’ve done. Get it on redbubble
Mount Rainier, Washington (by Protik Hossain)