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Annie | 24 | Maryland alumna | sports | sensitive, not classified

[dotty-literati]

Visit Original Link

[holtbyism]

When there’s 3:43 left in the game and you’re up 4-0.

[backiesand8]

Braden Holtby before Game 6 vs Lightning

[fratboyoshie-deactivated2019053]

ALEXANDER OVECHKIN IS FINALLY GOING TO THE STANLEY CUP FINALS IM CRYING SO HARD

[chunkecheeks]

seeing john mulaney posts tagged with “john mulaney spoilers” is the funniest fucking thing

[chunkecheeks]

john mulaney dies in infinity war

[findbeautyinyourbones]

Imagine being a bear. No bills. You can scratch your back on a tree whenever you want. Seasonal weight gain is necessary. No judgement for sleeping 3 months at a time. It would be beary great.

[anzekopistar]

John Carlson doing what we all dream about: slapping Braden Holtby’s ass

Game 3: WSH vs. PIT 5/1/18

[bob-belcher]

Best thing I’ve heard all day

[awed-frog]

Hey, do you know that feeling of hitching up a long skirt so you don’t fall on your face when walking upstairs, and then you immediately become a wretched yet resolute Jane Austen character? It’s a universal thing, right?

[thestraggletag]

It’s like resting a laundry basket against your hip and suddenly you’re a long-suffering peasant woman, wondering if you’ll survive the winter.

[backiesand8]

[anzekopistar]

OVI WITH THE GAME WINNING GOAL

Game 3: WSH vs. PIT 5/1/18

[imcristinayang]

[ampervadasz]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

[theskoomacat]

Translation:

[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]

Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome. 

[lornaka]

Only it’s not a weasel, it’s a mink (:

[yenzvengerbergu]

What you non-Russian people are probably missing is the expression literally meaning “busy sausage” in original… and “girlfriend”. 

[battlestarbones]

renaissance art

[thornescratch]

#graceful hero banishes screaming demon (2018)

[spacetwinks]

[puts far more meat than is reasonable into tortilla] [tortilla doesn’t fold fully or correctly] bullshit. what’s wrong with you. fuck you

[mystupidlovesongs]

I’ve never been prouder of anything i’ve done. Get it on redbubble

[drxgonfly]

Mount Rainier, Washington (by Protik Hossain)