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From three piece suits to velvet robes and jewels #glowuplikedumbledore

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When you try and be funny but you try too hard

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Has anyone else ever stepped on a piece of gum so damn big it's like "who tf chewed this? Godzilla?"

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I'M SO EFFING PROUD...

So a few days ago my brother broke my little sisters Barbie dolls and a few of the heads came off the dolls. In my sisters effort to fix them she mixed up some of the heads and the bodies and now one of her dolls has a head from a darker skinned Barbie. My brother told her she put it on wrong cause they don't go together to which my sister replied;

"Well I think she's the most beautiful Barbie ever! Her skin doesn't matter she's pretty!"

Since then she's carried that doll around everywhere with her. Racism ended by a five year old.

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Some days I use sarcasm to tell people I don't like them. Some days I just punch them in the face. There is no in between.

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Why?

Why can't my parents be those cool ones that take those kickass candid shots of me looking great with flawless makeup and hair perfectly messy and doing something with my life? No, my parents take pictures of me huddled in the corner of the kitchen looking like trash when I just want to eat my cookie...

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So I'm trying to get a nice good sleep in and feel really refreshed for my year 12 formal tonight but my sister had other ideas. Starting with banging on my door, ending with jumping in and on my bed. And her hands were really bloody cold!!

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to my fellow Aussies doing the HSC...

what the actual fuck was that english paper 1 test 

my sanity is mango, mangoing, mangone

I screm

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I had an incredibly important mathematics test today and you know what was running through my head instead of numbers and formulas? A VERY POTTER MUSICAL

Every time I read a question all I could hear was Darren Criss' voice; "well the medallion says that dumb so we're not gonna do that"

Smsbdshdgdv

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You know how thinking about one small thing can lead to a full blown existential crisis?

Well earlier mum bought me and her some M&M's to share, then a couple of hours later she opens the bag and gives some to my little brother, my little sister, my little brothers friend, his dad, my dad and eats the rest herself. Now when I saw the EMPTY bag of M&M's I was upset right? I really wanted some chocolate and so one thing led to another and suddenly I was thinking about how I'm the black sheep of my family and how I'm such a constant disappointment to everyone around me and how my parents probably hate me...............WHAT?!?!?!

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every patronus hermione granger has ever produced was done with the memory of how it felt to deck malfoy right in his smug bastard face

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Dead 😂😍

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ITS ALMOST HALLOWEEN 😍🎃