thats a limp bizkit sweater

parker | mirroredfence

[douchebgsteve]

“flamingos and toast? those are at the top of your list of what god made? tits and ice cream for me”

[softerandlighter]

💵 wake up wake up it’s da first of tha month! 💵

[douchebgsteve]

noa really just “your boxed whine” at me and she’s acting like it’s an accident but nah

[safetreehouse-blog1]

[thankyoubasedfandoms-blog]

[heychrisyouwereouronlyfriend]

exciting Friday night 😁

[douchebgsteve]

@cutyoudown you just do ya thing, baby smurf

[youngangeline]

my boo told me to dress nice tonight. i missed the mark but made sure my boobs looked good so that he’d be too distracted to complain that i’m wearing the same leggings i wear every day. 😅

[lovecorenoises]

finally, someone let me out of my cage now time for me is nothing ‘cause i’m counting no age now i couldn’t be there now you shouldn’t be scared i’m good at repairs and i’m under each snare

[douchebgsteve]

i keep convincing myself it’ll be fun to play nes games on my laptop but i just get mad when it’s the fucking opposite of natural and i’m absolute shit at the simple stuff

[douchebgsteve]

“i would like to posit that hair is afraid to grow on vin diesel’s body”

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[chinuplittlepup]

[jasonbillandyfans-blog]

Jon Bovi

[shewillfeatdrake]

hey fellow regular kids what’s up 

[loveboatinsanity]

[douchebgsteve]

i’m about hearing how much myles garrett loves dinosaurs