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I know a guy who ended up becoming a professional chef because of the tim burton charlie and the chocolate factory movie and i guarantee none of you will be able to guess how

rabbitgoblin

ok so this movie came out like, 2005ish? And this kid was in his early teens, so 12-14 years old i guess. And he’s watching this movie and there’s the scene where the chewing gum kid, Violet something, is chewing the gum that tastes like a three course meal and the first two tastes are tomato soup and roast beef and that’s all well and good but then it gets to blueberry pie and OOP she’s all swollen up like a ten-foot tall human blueberry. And this kid, being the age he was, had just kinda started puberty and might’ve had a little crush on Violet to start with, so all the feelings and hormones got a lil mixed up while watching that scene and he ended up with a great big inflation kink. So this is a thing for a few more years, he’s cranking his hog to deviantart pictures of big ol balloon ladies and the kink develops (as they sometimes do) into one where he gets off from watching those videos where people eat a ton of food. But then from there he starts to become interested, not in the person eating the food, but the food itself. Pretty soon he’s watching cooking video tutorials and attempting to cook for his family and within a couple years he’s got good. Real good. So good, in fact, that he publishes a modest cookbook at age 17 and makes enough money off selling it to buy himself a car. By the time he’s graduated highschool he’s had scholarships and apprenticeship offers from no less that 5 separate cooking schools, three of which were international. He told me all this inbetween throwing up in a bathtub at a party we were both at. I hadn’t actually met him beforehand but id seen him around school a few times (he was a couple years older than me). Last I heard of him, he’s working as the head chef in some big boy restaurant back in my city and has at least one award for something. And that’s how some guy became a professional chef thanks to tim burtons charlie and the chocolate factory movie

dat-soldier

that’s how it is sometimes

just-shower-thoughts

The news is basically just someone saying good evening and then giving you a list of reasons it’s not

noraspancakes

Where is the lie

bisexualdemondean

There are two things I know for certain:

1. Bert and Ernie are gay.

2. On a completely, 100% entirely unrelated subject from the two homosexual males, I —a male—will not let you—another male—die a virgin.

wildcas

This? This is… a vessel.

princesscas

no context needed

van-helsa124

The lights start flickering at a supernatural convention…

a-nakins

Misha trying not to use filler words.

aziraphaell-deactivated20191118

So, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle...

He considered himself to be a Spiritualist, and believed in the supernatural.

On his gravestone, it is written that he was a, “man of letters”.

Supernatural fans, I think we all know what this means.

livingbreathingarthurconandoyle

No.

brigantii-deactivated20150208

sentimental-apathy

feckinhellman

I don’t get it. Someone please explain

kenaabik

ANUBIS NO

So I see this

and all I can think is

this

roachpatrol

oh my god this got so many notes

knightsolaireofthesun

Eat shit, Ra

the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it

awed-frog

(It’s funnier in Enochian.)

elizabethrobertajones

Sometimes I wonder if other angels got frustrated when young!Cas kept insisting on flipping around angel blades because OMG THAT THING CAN KILL YOU.

(x)

I’m not going to stop laughing at him for that :P

I do wonder if Cas ever had an angel blade before 5x01 though. I can understand his reasons for not pulling one out in the fight with Uriel if he didn’t want to kill him because it was his friend, but he seemed as shaken as we were supposed to be about the whole “the only thing that can kill an angel is another angel” thing and didn’t recognise the distinctive triangular stab mark in the angel in the cold open of 4x16, though of course by now it’s an almost boring sight - just as Cas never actually heals anyone until Dean in 5x22, he doesn’t *actually* use an angel blade until his dramatic return in 5x01 at which point he’s rebelled, fighting for his life, and we have no idea if he spent all the off-screen time between Lucifer getting free and showing up there fighting other angels, but I’ve always assumed God resurrected him the same time he was doing his other acts of god. I’m not 100% sure he smites anything until season 6 unless you count the demons in 4x01, and I’m not totally sure they didn’t just get blinded by his general presence like how Pamela lost her eyes since he was still wandering around town not in a vessel for most of that episode.

I feel like a lot of Cas things we take for granted are later inventions/stuff that he can only do later on. I’m not particularly good at headcanons pre-Cas’s arrival which don’t involve him standing very still for 2000 years watching humanity and occasionally snarking about stuff to any angels whose path he crosses. His garrison was on earth but they didn’t do any fighting we’d recognise because they weren’t in vessels, and their job of watching but not getting involved was stifling enough for Anna to choose to fall.

(I’m also really boring and don’t think Cas was in Heaven at all for 2000 years at least - I think 4x20 may be the first time he goes back there since the last time Naomi hauled him back during whatever Biblical events)

Anyway for that reason I don’t think they even needed swords in a literal sense and didn’t have bodies to practice flipping them around so… I’m boring and too pedantic about this to join in the fun, sorry :P

wilscnfisk-deactivated20160722

Admit it. We’ve all watched slightly questionable movies and tv shows just because our favourite actors were in it for .03 seconds

thetorontokid

#you can’t prove any of it

spnbrennafae

Okay but there was this movie with Misha in it called Moving Alan and it was the most wacked out LSD trip you’ve ever seen. Watched it entirely because Misha was in it and I still have no idea to this day what the fuck I watched.