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jessika. 20. actor. writer. comedy. idk really. rebuilding tumblr.

[adilab]

bobbing for peas!

[nihon-no-ningyou]

A black maneki neko (lucky cat). Black cats are considered lucky in Japan.

[memecage]

[prussiandragon]

This is advanced

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only gay people can reblog this

[rogerdeakinsdp]

Megan Fox behind the scenes of Jennifer’s Body (2009)

[astrophagia]

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

[shadovvlurking]

lets give this bread

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[latesummer94-deactivated2018071]

[digitalbeachrave]

shitty-car-mods-daily DO NOT interact

[driesvand]

[judyjetsons]

me abt to do my makeup

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

how do you type when so small

[poemswords]

[avatarstateyipyip]

gps: pronounces one (1) street name wrong

every person in the car:

[deathcarpets-deactivated2019042]

phone games blocking out your clock in the UI is like how casinos don’t have any windows send tweet

[quomododragon]

So one of our new vocabulary words is “malus”, meaning “bad”, and I asked my students if they could think of any English derivatives, telling them that just about any English word that begins with M-A-L is going to mean something “bad”.

I’m expecting stuff like: malice, malcontent, malnourished, or even malware or Maleficent.

Instead I get this one girl in the back of the room say “male” with the most dead-eyed expression.

[quomododragon]

This has the same energy as two years ago when another student said she remembered “vir” meant “man” because “it looks like virus, and men are a virus”.

[mygenitiveisobjective]

One of my Latin students, whenever I’d ask if they wanted a couple extra minutes to review before a test, would always say, “No, we die like men.” And so finally I asked her why it was always ‘like men’. She said, “We die like men, unprepared and useless.”

[kaedien]

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

[verssupremacy]

My friend in the UK told me that they only see their father like 2-3 times a year because they live so far away. When I asked how far do they live, they said that it’s a 45 minute drive……. my commute to work, five days a week is an hour.

[studip]

MILF

mistakes I long to fix

[hollowboobtheory]

imagine hearing “hall of the mountian king” for the first time in 1875. the sheer chaos imagine being some norwegian aristocrat and sitting down for a nice day at the symphony and getting your entire wig and life snatched right before your very eyes

[hollowboobtheory]

i’m just saying grieg went tf off!

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