tears in heaven

Douglas Phoebus Whisp 35. Former Slytherin. Half-blood. Representative of the British Ministry of Magic to the International Confederation of Wizards. Used to be a father. Used to be a husband. Now he's not sure what's left.

[douglaswhisp]

isneeve​:

Intimidating? Come on Doug, look at you, you were the main speaker of the conference. Everyone had the eyes on you. Me included, you just have to accept it. You’re not this invisible and uninteresting guy that you want to believe.

I don’t like to play game, I find them boring and a waste of time. I believe being direct and confident the best course of action. See? It did work.

I though you would never as, Douglas Whisp. I would love that. Are you ready for a Niamh Copper kind of date? Good, let’s get out of this hotel. The good shit is away from him, in the heart of the city.

Why, thank you. It’s good to feel noticed. Especially by a pretty girl like you. Tell me, how do you feel leaving a professional speaker... speechless?

Don’t get me wrong. I don’t like games as well. I was never really good at this sort of stuff.

Show me the way.

[douglaswhisp]

isneeve​:

But you didn’t say why are you nervous around me? It is also the alcohol?

Why don’t you ask me on one? And then I can show you. I think it’s a pretty sweet deal, don’t you? As you can guess, pretty single.

Well, let’s see... you’re beautiful and straightforward. It can be a bit intimidating for a bloke like me. No, no. The alcohol is actually helping me to be a lot more upfront than I usually am.

See what I’m talking about it? Straightforward. All right then, Niamh Cooper. Wanna turn this awkward happy hour into a date?

[douglaswhisp]

isneeve​:

Me? Do I make you uncomfortable, Doug? I’m sorry, that was not my attention at all, quite the contrary. Can I do anything to easy you discomfort? 

You can always have good tea in an afternoon party with your grandmother, right? Dates are supposed to be fun, at least for me. But that’s just the type of gal that I am. I know life is not supposed to be a party, but why not enjoy, at least while I can, right?

I disagree completely. Hot guy, reserved, a tad mysterious. Single?

Well, alcohol is supposed to do that already. But thanks for the offer, Coo-- Niamh.

And what do you usually do on your dates? I could take a few notes. Trust me, it’s been a while. Uh, divorced... how about you?

[douglaswhisp]

isneeve​:

Hey, take it easy, uh? I suggested you to loose up a little and not get wasted. Besides, are you sure you want to be so drunk? Slightly tipsy is always best… and functional.

Oh no, not really. I am not exactly the romantic type myself, we went to Three Broomsticks, better booze and better music. Disappointed?

Well, maybe, but you can still figure out shit together and not waiting for a boy to decide to grow up, you know. And what about now? Which type are you?

You’re right, you’re right. I guess I’m just... a bit rusty when it comes to the social game, y’know. And maybe I’m a little bit nervous around you, too.

How could I be disappointed when you’re totally right? I always suggested Three Broomsticks for my dates, but most of them would go for Madam Puddifoot’s. Though, I must say, they have great tea there. Well, I’m the workaholic type as you might’ve noticed... I guess there’s nothing particularly attractive about that.

[douglaswhisp]

isneeve​:

So you’re a pro on sweet talking, uh? I bet the ladies are always making excuses to visit you at your office. That counts as a shot too? Oh well.

Uh, I never took you by the bending type, Doug. The more I know, the more I like. But let’s be honest, nobody who always follow the rules is fun to hang out, right? 

My first date? Oh ow, that was a long ago. But it was this boy from my house, we were flirting for… it feels forever, I knew he was mustering the courage to ask my out but in the end I had to give him a bit of a push. It was in Hogsmeade, very PG-13…

But I’m more into older guys now, most of them seems to know what they want and what to do…And you? Did you broke many hearts back in Hogwarts?

Well, let’s just say that sweet talking is one of the many requirements of my job... And I may or may not have said that on purpose just to take another shot.

Well, there are stupid rules, after all. Interesting people recognize it and try to change them. Lemme guess... Madam Puddifoot’s? It was a favourite back in my day. Girls found it to be romantic, I guess.

Oh, I see....Maybe you overestimate the power of maturity. Older people are just as lost as anybody else, we just get good at pretending with age. Well, I had my fair share of dates, but only one real girlfriend... I guess I was a romantic back then.

[douglaswhisp]

mad-selwyn​:

declansavages​:

rookwood-a​:

Patience, boys. I aim to please and appease, and I’m sure everyone can get their kicks out of this little trip of ours.

Mads and I will pay for all our expenses, that’s settled. Now what about that festival in Wales, Douglas? I was thinking something more like Croatia or Greece. A little sun, you know.

You pay but you won’t charge this later, right? If so, you can count on me whatever you wanna do… or go… geez, keeping Selwyn around during all these years started making sense now.

Finally a good idea, I’m all for some sun, cocktails and chicks in skimpy clothes. Count me in. Yeah. yeah. You’re wiped, man. We can all see that. But fine, more for me and Gus. And Savage, if he loose the pitty act. 

I’m not your fucking wallet, Dec. But  I’ll gladly play if you just shut the fuck up and just accept that we’re going to have fun, Selwyn style. It’s a shame that your surname is Savage when you’re such a wuss.  We’re going to have a good time, mate. Let it loose. 

I vote for Greece.

This festival actually sounds nice but you’re right, we should leave the UK. I won’t oppose to Greece. Always wanted to visit their temples... And the beaches are a nice addition. I’m in!

I don’t feel very comfortable having you guys covering all my expenses, though... I’ve been saving some money. I’m not crazy rich but I can get by. “Selwyn style” huh? Don’t worry, Declan, I’ve got your back, you won’t get arrested on my watch.

[douglaswhisp]

mad-selwyn​:

declansavages​:

rookwood-a​:

Merlin, let’s take it easy, mates. If we play our cards right, no one is getting arrested nor upsetting any girlfriend.

Maybe we ought to steer clear from dragon fights, and go for some more discrete animal? Also, flying carpets are out of question. But we could travel somewhere, and try to get Dougie here back in time so he can run to Zelda’s arms. 

Selwyn… always a gentleman, huh? 

Dougie is so cute, isn’t he? Zel is lucky to have you, mate. I could not say the same about those poor girls who hang out with Selw… whatever. Well.. can we go somewhere cheap? Please, guys, bear in mind I am not a rich kid.

Do I look like I want to be chained on my last year of school, Savage? Come on, the last thing that I want or need is to be wiped by a pussy. I’m talking to you, Doug. Zelda is hot and shit, but man, this is our last break before we have to start work. Can we enjoy this moment? One last time?

Fine, no dragon fight. What else you girls suggest then? I’ve already told you I can pay, no worries about money.

Gus, you should consider a diplomatic career as well, mate, you sure have a way with it.

I’ve been in love with this girl since our fourth year, Mad. I can’t ruin this now that we’re finally dating. But don’t worry, we can enjoy our last year still. I just won’t be chasing for girls with you lads but sign me up for anything else. Well, I’ve heard there’ll be a festival in Wales...

[douglaswhisp]

mad-selwyn​:

declansavages​:

rookwood-a​:

@declansavages @douglaswhisp @mad-selwyn​

Alright, lads, this is our last break before we finish school for good.

Ideas on how to make it epic?

No, mate! Don’t ask this out loud! Mad is here, you know he can have stupid ideas about having fun! And I don’t want to get arrested before I’m forty.

Stop being such a wuss, Dec. Live a little, mate.

What about Prague? We can start there, I heard they have an amazing dragon fight arena. Don’t worry, this time in on me.

Oh, so you plan on getting arrested in your 40s, Savage? Good to know.

Damn, I dunno. It’s kinda my first break with Zel. What if she gets upset? I’m new at this boyfriend stuff, don’t wanna screw it up. Dragon fighting is legal in Prague, mate?

[douglaswhisp]

isneeve​:

I’m an optimistic gal, Always prefer to see the good side of things. And for what I can see about your future, Doug. It’s seems promising… I don’t know about the long term, but at least for now, you just need to use the right words to get lucky. 

it would never be the right time, Doug. It’s not how things works, if you keep waiting the right momento to do something you will end up waiting forever. a bit of friendly push is necessary sometimes.  

Wait? My fault? I only set the ground rules, I thought someone like you would be good at following then, Mr. Whisp.

Don’t worry, only messing with you. First time? Damn, probably at Hogwarts? A proud and bold Gryffindor as you should expect. But tell me, were you more of the nerd type or more rebellious back in Hogwarts?

Good thing that words are my speacialty then.

Can’t argue with that. But you know what else I’m really good at? Bending the rules. It comes with the diplomatic career... I know, I know. Another shot for that one. You’re the boss. 

Always knew you were the bold type... Well, I was kinda in the middle. Not particularly rebellious but not nerdy either. Always ambitious, though. A Slytherin at heart. Tell me about your first date.

[douglaswhisp]

isneeve​:

I’m very good at reading people, Doug. Your future? There is a lot of possibilities in your future, Douglas Whisper. Are you willing to risk it or not? Because if you let yourself go just a little bit, magical things can happen. Who knows? Maybe even in this boring Conference.

You’re not getting old, maybe just out of shape? I mean, not literally, you look sharp, btw. But on the social game, you need to get out there and try new things, maybe.

I can help you with that, go on, ask something about me, pretend you are interested.

Funny, my Divination professor used to only see death and despair in the future. I like your approach better. But she wasn’t so far off, if I’m being honest.

Oddly enough my mates are always saying the same thing. That I need to put myself out there. It’s just... Things are a mess right now. In the wizarding society, I mean. People need me at wor-- Dammit, here I go again. I’m gonna get shit-faced this way and it’s gonna be entirely on you, Niamh.

Shit, I’m sorry. I’m here just talking about me, being bloody rude... Tell me about the first time you got really drunk.

[douglaswhisp]

isneeve​:

Not wasted but a bit more loose, I have a feeling that you don’t let yourself have fun that often.  

Oh damn, you got me. But fair is fair, so let’s do it.

Besides alcohol, what else do you do when you want to relax? Don’t tell me you do nothing, Doug. That is just sad. What about going out with friends? Ladies? Look at you, it’s just so obvious, you know.

Workmates? I think that counts as one shot.

And you would be right. Your Divination skills are on point. Maybe you can tell me something about my future?

Well, sometimes I exercise. Sometimes I go for a run... those kinds of things.  It helps me to relax. I used to go out a lot more but lately... I just don’t feel like it. I guess I’m just getting old.

Shit! Didn’t even noticed this time. I really need to get my head out of work...

[douglaswhisp]

isneeve​:

It’s not that I don’t like you calling me ‘Miss Cooper’, it can be fun the whole professor and teacher thing, but I kinda like my name and it’s good to be out of the work environment sometimes. And here we are, talking about work again. Let’s do something about it, uh? No more work talking… if someone talks about work, they will have to take a shot. And it seems it’s your turn, Doug. Bottoms Up.

Well, next time we can make an agreement, just blink twice if you need me to save your from a insufferable meeting. I’m a great actress, trust me. 

Well, they said I can make a lot of things with a man, we will have to see if it’s all true, no? Kidding, silly. You don’t need to look like you want to escape from me. I’m just trying to make you open up, you usually looks so tense, no offence.

So you do wanna see me wasted, huh? Fine, I accept the challenge. There you go.

Uh-oh. Sorry, Niamh, it seems you’re the one talking about work now. Rules are rules.

None taken. You hit the nail on the head there. I am tense. It’s my main personality trait at this point. Sad to hear it’s so noticeable. I usually do a decent job hiding it, at least from workmates.

[douglaswhisp]

isneeve​:

Call me, Niamh. We are not working anymore, so no need to keep the formalities, right? Alcoholic is a bit much but you definitely need to loose it up a bit. Who knows? Maybe you can even have fun! Should we try?

It was exhausting, I’m almost regretting volunteering to be here. I like my work, but not that much…. that guy wouldn’t shut up for nothing. I was this close to fake a faint there. 

Not interesting? I beg to differ, Douglas Whisp. I found you fascinating. Not only because the serious but hot is definitely my type but because there is something about you that just draws attention. I’m not sure what yet but I’ll figure out. What? Too much, too soon?

Alright, Niamh. You’re probably right about the formalities. It does feel weird to call you “Miss Cooper” all time. I feel like a Hogwarts professor. So you can call me Doug, that’s only fair.

Oh, I would be grateful for that faint, trust me. I’m under the impression that the Supreme Mugwump is not very fond of me. Or of British people in general. It’s gonna be hard to avoid those sanctions. Dammit, here I am, talking about work again. 

Whoa, I don’t even know what to say to this. You surely know how to make a man speechless, Mi-- sorry, Niamh.

[douglaswhisp]

isneeve​:

@douglaswhisp​

I think that we deserve a drink after this day, don’t you? I know you are all work, Mr. Whisp but let’s be honest here. If anyone needs a drink, it’s you. Don’t worry, I’m paying but don’t dry me out, okay?

Bonsoir! Vous avez du whisky? Deux verres, s'il vous plait. I hope you like whiskey, Mr. Whisp. Now tell me something interesting about you and nothing about work please.

Damn, Cooper. Did you make your mission in life to turn me into an alcoholic? I’m starting to suspect you might have some ulterior motives there.

But fine, you win. It was a long day that I could easily forget about. Whoa, that’s a harder question than you might think. My life pretty much revolves around my job. I’m not a very interesting bloke, I’m afraid. Sorry to disappoint.

[douglaswhisp]

mad-selwyn​:

rookwood-a​:

declansavages​:

Maybe she’ll come back someday … I mean, I was sure you were meant to be. Nice couple. You two.

But in the meantime, you might as well enjoy your bachelor life. Maddox knows how it works… tell him, Mad. How is this game played …

We know, and we are all sorry for what happened, Doug. I can only imagine what that must have been like, and it does not sound pleasant at all, to say the least. But it is past time you move on from that. So you can get away from this feeling that you owe her anything, or that she may owe you too. This is what you owe to yourself. Freedom. Peace of mind. A little bit of fooling around, as it doesn’t hurt either.

I am going to be upfront and say that being honest about your situation may be appealing. Some women are into the idea of being able to fix your broken heart, and it can be used on your favor. You just don’t want them to feel too sorry for you. Don’t you think, Mads?

I’m not gonna even pretend that I was listening all this whining and honestly, Savage. Get tour act together or you will be enjoying a drink alone at The Leaky Cauldron. Grow a pair, man. And Whisp, we know that it was hard with the former misus, but now is time to look forward. As Augustus said so wisely, let’s leave this in the past, the feelings, the attitude, everything. 

You’re in good company now, we will take good care of you and show you the way. I mean, not all the way because it would be too much. I believe is like ride a broom, right? You never forget how to do it. Is all about your attitude and right now, you attitude says you need to straight up.

You really are a romantic, Declan! Even more so than I. But you guys are right. Time to move on, I guess. I can’t spend the rest of my life living in the past. As tempting as it might be.

Wow, you certainly ain’t afraid to play dirty, huh, Gus! Do you want me to keep my weeding ring as well? Just kidding... I get what you’re saying, though I’m not so sure I feel comfortable talking about my situation to anyone but you. I don’t find it particularly appealing. But then again, what do I know? You probably know what you’re talking about. Well, Mad, if it’s anything like riding a broom then I might succeed. Alright then, lads, show me the way.

[douglaswhisp]

mad-selwyn​:

rookwood-a​:

declansavages​:

Hehehe. As, Rookwood already said, let’s focus on the main subject here, Dougie. That’s you… not me… much less Ava.

Thank you for considering my request, Maddox. 

You first need to find someone who wants to have sex with you… being consensual is an important part, and then you and this person who wants to get laid with have sex together… speaking like that sounds simple, huh?

Alright, lads. Let’s not get off track here. Past love interests are water under the bridge. Our focus here is what lays ahead of us, and preferrably under or over us as well. 

Now that we are all on the same page, as Declan put it, it is quite simple. The tricky part is finding the right person, but this is the part in which we can help the most. You have to get yourself out there, Douglas. You know, make yourself welcoming to female counterparts. 

I heard about this bar, quite exclusive, we can got there after work. Good booze guarantee and the clientele is also interesting. What you think? Of course we can go a more old fashioned way and hop on different pubs but as I get old I prefer quality over quantity.

After a good drink and some small talk, it should be easy enough for you to score some, Whisp. How is you game lately?

But I am open to any other suggestions.

When you put it that way, it does sound simple. But we all know it’s not that simple. At least not for me. Let’s put things into perspective here: it’s been many many years since I’ve been with anyone else but Zelda. Decades even. We were highschool sweethearts, we got married... I don’t need to tell you this, you were all there. I barely know how to flirt anymore. I always thought... always hoped she would come around one day and we would sort things out...

I don’t know... part of me knows you guys are right and I need to put myself out there again just for the sake of shagging at the very least... god knows I need to get laid! But then again it just feels... weird. As if I’m cheating on someone who’s not even part of my life anymore. But I digress! That bar sounds nice, Mad. As I said, my uh, game is currently very poor so, I’d appreciate some tips.

[douglaswhisp]

mad-selwyn​:

rookwood-a​:

declansavages​:

Jesus Christ! How difficult are you to maintain a friendship with the opposite sex? So.. that is why she disappeared? Shame on you, Whisp.

But, Rookwood and Selwyn are right. You better practice your skills more, otherwise they will keep disappearing whenever they have sex with you.

And why you guys put so much efforts to help Whisp when he clearly does not want help. But I know someone who would be glad to get laid. Just saying…

If I am usually the reasonable one, maybe you should listen to reason and reconsider our offer. It’s three against one, after all.

See, Declan, I think Douglas is not worried about his skills as much as he is worried about jinxing the whole thing somehow. Dougie dear, that was one time, and it is ancient history now. I see brighter things on your future, and thighs too. You just have to let go a little, and I’m sure you’re more than capable of that. And hush, Decs, let’s not make this about you right now. If we are successful with Mr. Whisp, maybe you are Mad’s and mine next project, huh?

C’mon Whisp, we are not talking about a wife or anything like that. You just need to get back in the game, get your dick wet and move on. It is not a speel creation.

Are you in need for some help too, Declan? Is there any trouble in the auror department? I thought you guys were more tough, you know. But don’t worry, you can tag along and maybe you are the next in line. 

Maybe we should open some kind of consultancy agency, it seems like we will profit giving these guys some guidance.

Wait, what? She used to be my wife, Savage! It’s not that simple. And look who’s talking anyway! I remember quite vividly about that auror friend of yours... what’s her name again? Great job keeping it strictly professional.

Wow, Augustus, never took you for a Divination enthusiast, but then again who knows what the hell you do at the Department of Mysteries. Maybe you see people’s futures huh.

Alright, alright. You guys won. I’m just too exhausted to argue. What do you have in mind, though? How am I supposed to... uh, get back in the game?