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emily brontë receives the first kill yourself anon in 1848
Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.
I remember this quote struck me hard. Don't know why. It felt like something beyond life and death. Something worth finding
reading the Wicked books is so jarring because the plot oscillates between gay, smutty, mutual pining plot lines, familial bond plotlines and horrifying, hardcore political horrors ft. Terrorist Elphaba, with a frightening frequency
elphaba & tigelaars
I keep seeing aggressive "don't let kids read Wicked, it's inappropriate!!!" posts, and they're deeply irritating.
Would I recommend the novel to a random 12 year old I don't know? Probably not! But I first read Wicked at 12, and it's not like it permanently scarred me. It's not like I couldn't follow the plot. I didn't understand all the sociopolitical and religious commentary at 12, but that's why I went on to re-read it multiple times throughout my life. I get more from it each time.
There's sex and violence, yes, but I knew what sex was at 12, and I was seeing violence and war on the news every day. Why's the fictional sex and violence worse? Why should a kid not challenge themself with a book outside their comfort zone? Every kid deserves the chance to wig themselves out with a weird book they don't fully understand yet, and Wicked was mine.
My wife is very fond of a Mitch Hedberg quote I think is relevant here: "Every book is a children's book, if the kid can read."
(Also I think it's weird that people fixate on the puppet sex and the BDSM club, and not the parts where Elphaba bashes someone's skull in, or Turtle Heart gets lynched, or the soldiers abduct Fiyero's entire family as political prisoners. The "sex is evil, violence is fine" moral panic is eternal.)
I read Wicked at 12 and started reading The Vampire Chronicles at 13, and the way some people on tumblr genuinely think that means my parents were horrible abusers and/or neglectful is incredibly fucking weird.
My parents had a policy about what books I was allowed to read, and that policy was, "You can read any book you want in the entire world, and if you ever have questions about what you read, come talk to us. If you read books with sex, just remember they're stories that were written for fun instead of education, and real sex might not actually be like that when you're old enough to decide to have it."
As a teenager, I read everything I could get my hands on that looked vaguely adjacent to my interests. Sometimes those books were very adult, and sometimes I put them down because they were too weird or confusing for me at the time. At no point was I in danger, or being preyed on, or being treated inappropriately by real adults.
So what did happen? Well, I learned a lot about the world, about storytelling, about critical thinking, and about my own tastes. The world did not end because I was reading books with sex in them before I was 18.
People calling the wicked book traumatic, horrific or "straight up porn" is making me very upset because its none of those things. Since when is a political plotline traumatic.
And of course the book is not appropriate for children and theres heavy topics included in it that would make people uncomfortable. But telling everyone that its horrific and traumatizing is not the right direction????? Its fine to have boundaries and recognize that something isnt right for you but also lets not scare everyone. This is the type of behavior that leads to banning books. The fear of art is making me scared for the future. Its 2025 and i see more and more people being against any type of art thats challenging in any way. Smells like fascism which is already returning, even without this artistic narrative.
The least we can do is not making people fucking SCARED of books. Can we not let media literacy die completely. Can we engage with things that are out of our comfort zone or at the very fucking least not propagate fear.
I can say I prefer the book characters to their show counterparts if only becuase their relationships seem more fleshed out.
Boq is actually endearing, Fiyero is awkward, Glinda and Elphaba's friendship gets more time to develop, Nessarose actually develops as a character!
The Fascism and Authoritarianism is different to the useful idiot the Wizard is in the show wich is more mature and introspectiv for the audience and Morrible is even better as an antagonist lackey.
And the Ozdust or the Phillosophy Club I believe...
...From all the anticipation I thought I'm be more
It was only a Tiger giving a woman oral sex whilst having some dude tied around him like a pig.
Still odd to say and to have read, but I expected it to be longer or more explícit.
Finally finished reading the first Wicked book.
Final thoughts:
Elphaba's tragedy on the final chapter and pages is genuinly hearthbreaking.
Soldiers are FUCKED UP.
The book maked You think deeply about good and evil and also about politics and it's many problematics. (Boq growing uninterested about Munchkinland when he was in love with when young. How the masses think about Nessarose before and after her death. The uncaringness of the upper classes to the plight of others.)
Elphaba is autistic and I will always be sad that her friendship with Boq was never explored in the musical or movie.
God was this book horny.
there is something so funny about the book having Glinda basically realize that she wants to be close to Elphaba right and keep her as a roommate right when Nessarose has to come and start living with them
It’s like:
Glinda: I think I’m gay and in love with Elphaba
Elphaba: hey we’ll be kicked out unless my hyper religious sister comes and lives with us and third wheels constantly and also I’m going to give her more attention than you
Nessarose: you’re going to hell for being a sorceress Glinda
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It’s absurd to me how people say that Elphaba and Glinda are only barely amicable acquaintances in the book as apose to their more focused on relationship in the musical. And even though admittedly their relationship is infinitely more focused and developed on in the musical, the way people dismiss their friendship in the book always annoyed me
Even during their first-on-one interaction in the book, although Glinda is passive-aggressively antagonistic to her, she finds herself weirdly interested in Elphaba, physically and intellectually. Throughout the interaction, Glinda diverges multiple times through her narration to comment on Elphaba’s features, usually in a superficial or mean way, but she occasionally finds herself almost entranced by Elphaba’s looks, even going as far as to unintentionally compliment her hair. After Glinda inquires about what Elphaba is reading she inadvertently makes an interesting observation about the text that a pretty, popular girl like her wouldn't be caught dead making and she quickly walks back on it, to Elphaba's delight. Proving to Elphaba and by extension us as the audience that Glinda is much more than what she lets on. It's only their first interaction and they're already so much in terms of dynamic and intimacy, them both breaking down each other's walls and showing a part of themselves that others rarely get to see
the way Glinda’s name change happens in the book is just so much more it always makes me a little upset of how shallow it is in the musical
like it’s more or less a trauma response for her. Because it’s still more or less because of Dr. Dillamond, but it’s because Dr. Dillamond was murdered
And its not only “I feel bad about getting upset that Dr Dillamond said my name wrong” but it’s also like, a response to Glinda realizing the kind of world she’s in
Because Glinda is the only person who would immediately know that Madame Morrible was responsible.
Because the only witness was Ama Clutch, who immediately upon witnessing it fell ill with a relapse of a disease that she supposedly had, and the only people who knew about this supposed fake illness was Galinda and Morrible.
And then suddenly Ama Clutch has it for real and right when she could reveal what happened to Dr. Dillamond?
Glinda obviously knows that Morrible is involved because they point out immediately that she won’t go to see Morrible anymore and when she tries to reassign her and Elphaba to the main dormitory, Glinda just accepts it when she had been repulsed by the idea before. It’s Elphaba who has push against that and to get Nanny (and Nessarose) to Shiz so that they can stay roommates and “preserve Glinda’s dignity.”
Like Galinda would never have let herself meekly get shuffled in with the common students. That’s what got her in this in the first place.
But Glinda knows shes in a dangerous world with dangerous people who can and will use her. It’s not all social climbing and polite company, it’s two people she knew having their lives ended and her being directly tied up in that, and knowing that she knows who did it and that she can’t do anything.
It’s a very, very scary world suddenly and that’s the reason why Galinda makes way for Glinda. She can’t be a naive girl anymore and literally has to become someone else to go on
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Handwritten chart for Physique Pictorial, c. 1965
Beginning with the October 1964 issue of Physique Pictorial, small markings - circles with arrows, squiggles, squares, plus and minus signs - began to appear, without explanation, beside or beneath the male bodies on display. The June 1965 issue announced, ´We at last have available a key to subject character analysis symbols used on many of the models´ photos appearing in Physique Pictorial.´ The handwritten chart is testimony to the desire of readers to move beyond the surface image and official description of each model to questions of sexual disposition and availability.
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Death by fire. Fitting that I meet my end the same way my plushie did. That feels like an eternity ago...
I can smell the smoke filling up the hallways of the monastery. I accept my fate. Was it ever real? Did it ever even matter? Will they bury me as Colter?
Ah well. I suppose it does not matter now
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Introduction.
Hello, there's not much to say, I'm Apple Anon, Fruit lover and Savior, If you'd like to know your fruit just message or ask me. I'm green apple while Milton is red, Don't mix them up. Here's my OFFICIAL list on what fruits The Muppet Joker Saga has.
Official List:
KJ (The Croaker): Kiwi
Milton: Red Apple
Sage: Blood Orange
Sara: Fig
Athena: Pomegranate
KJ's Mother: Plum
KJ's Father: Blackberry
Robert: Blueberry
Robert's Girlfriend: Dragon Fruit
Bucephalus: Durian
KJs Kins:
Kermit: Pear
Joker: Guava
Vriska: Lychee
Bro Strider: Horned Melon
Adam: Honeydew
Dark Eve: Cherry
The Croaker Children:
Muppet Jr.: Arkansas Black Apple
Vriska Two: Miracle Berry
Bloodshadow: Apricot
If you'd like more people assigned fruits just reply to this post or as I already said, ask me. I can also do other characters, although I won't be super online here since I have another blog dedicated to the Muppet Joker (Keeping secret.)
DNI:
Pineapple enjoyers, explanatory.
Anyone who violates The Croakers DNI.