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im just tryin to have a good thyme

[cryptid-radio-deactivated201910]

every semester, without fail, there’s some freshman who’s like “oh I never check my email lol” and i get worried for them, bc they’re going to miss some important email about a pop quiz or a test, or something and then fail. so if you’re a freshman reading this, CHECK YOUR EMAIL im not joking, professors will send you stuff via email that they’ll never mention in class. I’m in my email every hour on the hour before and after class. check that shit. put that app on ur phone, turn on notifs, go in and refresh every hour, check your spam, check your email

this has been a message from your concerned dad. check ur email, do well in school, i love you

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Emojis are Fine and all but fuck any site that automatically turns my :) into 😃 that shit AIN’T the same there’s fucking like. Connotations an’ shit

[sketchdeath]

my aesthetic is the direct opposite of minimalism and its called clutterbitch

[zuge-deactivated20131228]

i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

im such a slut for true crime and like i wish this website could be normal for five minutes so i could use the true crime tag to find interesting posts and not just 500 pictures of old nazi coconut head and those two uglies who shot up their school w flower crowns edited on and bizarre jeffrey dahmer fridge memes 

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

[memewhore]

[etheias-deactivated20140531]

u can say what u want about brendon urie but the story about a little mormon boy that decided he wanted to be a glittery bisexual weed-smoking emo stripper really fuels me 

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

man…

sometimes u just gotta ask urself “what would a sane normal healthy person do” & then do that

[swampghouls]

me, pressing the side of my head into my cat’s side: you sound like a car… i love you, motor boy

[lesbitchka]

THE shittiest aspect of the Mental Illness corners of tumblr and constant bonding over mental illness in general is that it fosters this desire to suffer more than others, bc the more mentally ill you are, the cooler your status and the more hashtag valid you are

[lmaonade]

JUST ordered door dash for the first time and i’m nervous !

[lmaonade]

i don’t think it’s coming 

[lmaonade]

HELLO????

[mysoul-lostatsea]

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

[micawindow]

Me listening to a thunderstorm: this honestly goes off

[worfisproblematic-deactivated20]

throughout the years i’ve learned that tumblr isn’t about gaining followers but about losing all followers until you are left with a small group of people who would even support you if you turned out to be a furry

[worfisproblematic-deactivated20]

[kiwi-jam]

why is this gifs framerate so good

[dundermifflinscranton]

Pam-casso! Sorry I’m late, I had to race across town.