You'll trip, but I'll fall

33 | NZ | Ill likely post about my life, nerdy things, and natural things I have a side blog, just yell if you want to see.

[goonologistphd]

The King told me he was gonna kill the queen and make me his 4eva!

[amelialax-deactivated20251220]

he's so prettyyy (i wanna edge him for hours)

[localpubliclibrary]

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

[rt0no]

[suiheisen]

“i’m going through something” and it’s the incredible need to impregnate a man

[goodfeet1]

[erotic-bi-daddy]

[calellon]

posting all the degenerate things i have to say telepathically today so if you feel a dark sense of arousal in the back of the throat ur welcome

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

[emesissy]

the princess needs to lay on the floor for two hours. the princess needs to writhe

[northirish]

Shipping update: Your parcel has been torn asunder by ravenous hogs

[uniquecheesecakegoatee-blog]

[dear-julien]

Brain FOG? oh, no no no. I said brain FAG. I'm stupid AND gay.

[notthehotdogguy]

When you can see the underwear waistband peeking out above his pants reblog if you agree

[twinkrespecter]

wait I can just post a thirst trap

[lucy-vanpelts]

they’re saying everyone without bush will be executed in 2026

[adicttive]