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“Your Peter Piper?”· Jessy furrowed her eyebrows in confusion before her eyes widened, realising what he meant, her cheeks going red at the thought. “Oh… uh, that’s… y-yes,”· she stuttered. Of course, Jessy had seen as many dicks as any other bitch around these parts, but it didn’t stop her blushing at the thought. “I- well, it’s… just- I realised you meant your… you know… your…”· she looked around, “penis.”·

“Yeah that’s the whole joke, Jessy.“ He laughed moving his hand to squeeze her face a bit making her lips bunch up like a fish for only a moment before he let go. She was so innocent and cute to him he couldn’t help it. “Have you almost died today yet or you still need me around for saving?“

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Lucia heard that there was a hot new roommate, so she took it upon herself to check if the rumors were true. And clearly they were. Damn. She wouldn’t mind watching him work out for a while. “Well, that would certainly be a shame.”

“Yeah it would really bring down the entire house.“ Nodding slightly at the hot blonde. He moved closer to her as he put down his weight on the ground, looking her up and down. “What’s your name?“

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cassie’s gaze fell on the tall raven-haired man. “I do have a job but I took a leave of absence to come here for the summer,” she explained. she doesn’t know why she felt the need to tell him that, she didn’t know him. Kinking her eyebrow she crossed her arms. “That depends on what kind of dumb we’re talking about here.” she teased with a sly smile.

“Pretty smart choice on your end.” He said getting up from his spot on the bean bag chair and walking closer to her. Dick shrugged at the blonde it wasn’t like he had something actually planned for them to do, mostly getting way too drunk on the boardwalk maybe even finding some drugs and doing dumb stuff on the boardwalk. “The kind of dumb that could get us in trouble probably. C’mon I know you’re not doing anything else.“

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Joey looked over at the man as he worked out, raising an eyebrow. “Who’s Peter Piper? Is he our new roommate? Because I’ve never met him… And why would you hit him while you’re working out? That doesn’t seem very nice.” He said with a sigh, shaking his head.

“Naw Peter Piper is like Spiderboy’s real name.“ He said back to him letting out a laugh. “I was talking about you know cock, man, it’s like a nickname for it.“

Dick was about at the end of his workout that he had been doing outside on the rooftop. When he saw someone else walk over to the rooftop he turned giving them his attention. “And the hardest part of this move is trying your best not to hit your Peter Piper while really getting in that work out you know.“ He said grinning dumbly.

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Cassie knew her shift at the t-shirt shop was the next morning so last night she went to sleep really early. Waking up this morning she felt refreshed and ready to start the day. She was hoping to socialize with her housemates more today now that she was in better spirits. Deciding on a simple white top and blue jean shorts she put her hair up in a ponytail and made her way downstairs to greet everyone. “Hey, I’m off for my first shift at the t-shirt shop, wish me luck!” she joked. It wasn’t that she was nervous about her first day more so getting recognized for her work as a stripper. she wasn’t ashamed of her work but didn’t want to cause any problems for everyone else.

He looked over at the blonde as he put down the duck phone. When she started talking he couldn’t help but grin at her noticing how cute she looked. “It’s so fucking dumb that we actually have to work there, like most of us already have jobs.“ He said groaning. Honestly he was bored as shit. “You want to do something dumb when you’re done with you shift?”

“Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me. 'Cause we need a little controversy. 'Cause it feels so empty without me.“

{charles melton, 25, male, he/him } hey, what’s up! i’m Richard ‘Dick’ Hanson. i’m from dallas, texas and everyone back at home calls me Down Dickie. i always get told that i’m confident and goofy but the haters will say i’m childish and self serving. when people think of me, they think of smoke clouds, loud rap music and busting it down on the dance floor but that’s just who i am, and like i always say “I can fuck you and your mom too.” { brenda, 23, cst, she/her }