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[evilrashida]

I want to thank Teyana Taylor for making her Husband wear these shorts, your doing god’s work Teyana 💖

[ke-ray92-deactivated20201217]

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

[introvertbard]

not gonna risk scrolling past this

[curvestrology-deactivated202202]

⭐️

[schittscreekgifs]

[upschittcreek]

[goalsmami]

if my son cheats on his girlfriend ima smack the shit out of him and send the girl a sephora giftcard.

[alexanderblaney-deactivated2022]

[b-a-c-0-n-a-t-0-r]

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

[sophfandoms53]

CHOKING

[kiwimidnight]

[ottermatopoeia]

This was………………. the drag of the century

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[mchashimi]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[nicolevictoria]

[kuuras]

🎃 ★ ° 🕸️ O c t o b e r : Movies You Can Watch This Halloween 🕸️ ° ★ 🎃

[bogleech]

[mavisbeaconofficial]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

What in God’s name is this

[dozy-draconequus-deactivated202]

Uhhh so I can tell y'all for sure he WASN’T eating that eggplant….

[theshockinglyeloquentdog]

this keeps getting worse

[nonapkinsilickmyfingers777]

[sonsyejin-deactivated20210429]

I fell off a cruise ship, but I’m back. Took a hard, hard, violent fall. Kind of pinballed down. Hit a lot of railings, broke a lot of shit. I’m not going to say I survived, I’m going to say I thrived. I met a dolphin down there. And I swear to God, that dolphin looked not at me, but into my soul, into my goddamn soul, Annie. And he said, “I’m saving you Megan.” Not with his mouth, but he said it, I’m assuming, telepathically.

BRIDESMAIDS (2011, dir. Paul Feig)

[gaynfl-moved]

waitress assigned kin

[deactivated-blog]

As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.

[vulture-jack]

I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”

[watermelinoe]

abac (assigned bottom at chili’s)

[miiriya]

[dirtylittledamsel]

me at work: god working with straight people is so exhausting i need more gays

*management hires another gay*

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