[audio transcription: bird pushes through the door and begins laughing like a super-villain]
i’ve watched this 20 times now. each time is better than the last
todays bird
Monterey Bay Aquarium
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
Cosmic Funnies
ojovivo

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Noah Kahan

Love Begins
noise dept.

Andulka
Xuebing Du
Fai_Ryy

pixel skylines
The Stonewall Inn
d e v o n

Game Changer & Make Some Noise

gracie abrams
cherry valley forever
NASA

shark vs the universe

seen from Bangladesh

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@dparizzi
[audio transcription: bird pushes through the door and begins laughing like a super-villain]
i’ve watched this 20 times now. each time is better than the last
Some pretty good brews minus the mikkeller... Terrible.
What would you ask for, if you knew the answer was Yes?
(via captado)
Could you bring my dad back?
Gotta beat the buzzkill..
Cheers to the weekend
#elsegundo #hammerland #dipa #founders #imperialstout #russianriver #cheers
what are some of the best lines by your favorite female tumblr writers?
‘I feel like a part of my soul has loved you since the beginning of everything. Maybe we are from the same star.’ - Emery Allen
‘You were the worst miracle I’d ever known, because I meant terrifying, I meant perfect, I meant please, don’t leave me, I’m trying to make this a good thing. And you knew, you knew.’ Caitlyn Siehl
‘God, I want you in some primal way wild animals want each other. Untamed and full of teeth. God, I want you in some chaste, Victorian way. A glimpse of your ankle just kills me.’ Clementine Von Radics
‘One day, whether you are 14, 28 or 65, you will stumble upon someone who will start a fire in you that cannot be die. However, the saddest, most awful truth you will ever come to find - is they are not always with whom we spend our lives.’ - Beau Taplin
‘Do not try to be pretty. You weren’t meant to be pretty; you were meant to burn down the earth and graffiti the sky. Don’t ever let anyone simplify you to just 'pretty.’ - D.A.S
'I want to kiss someone so hard I leave teeth marks behind. I want those desperate brutal kisses that make it seem as if I’ve been eating blueberries. I want the evidence of another mouth having been here. A halfway house for the hungry.’ - Kristina Haynes
'There are poets who sing you to sleep and poets who ready you for war and I want to be both.’ - Ashe Vernon
'You kiss me with your mouth wide open like you are not afraid of swallowing poison. I taste the good and bad in you and want them both. We call this bravery.’ - Anita Ofkansi
'At the centre of every poem is this: I have loved you. I have to deal with that.’ - Salma Deera
^^^ All of the above.
Body comparisons.
this makes me feel alive
This is my most favourite thing ever
#Ritual #ArtofDankness #Lagunitas #Waldo's420 #cheers
#nakedhuman is now available on Amazon my sweet friends :) cheers!
I do not desire mediocre love. I want to drown in someone.
(via equily)
JACKIE O’S GIVEAWAY!!!!
Hey guys! I’m going to be giving away 4 awesome beers to one awesome person who Likes and Reblogs this post!
I’m giving away: Jackie O’s- Bourbon Barrel Paw Paw Wheat Jackie O’s- Bourbon Barrel Dark Apparition Jackie O’s- Vanilla & Coffee Bean Dark Apparition Jackie O’s- Bourbon Barrel Brick Kiln
I will be drawing a user randomly who Likes and Reblogs this post by 12:00am (Midnight) EST Monday, April 20, 2015 (You may enter until 11:59pm on Sunday, April 19).
This is Giveaway 4 of 4 that will be posted in the coming weeks. You may enter as many giveaways as you’d like, but you will only be entered once per giveaway.
There are TWO RULES:
Rules:
To enter, you MUST reside in the continental United States. I will not ship elsewhere, sorry!
You MUST be 21 years or older to enter. I will require a photo of your face with you holding your VALID drivers license, state issued ID, or passport with a timestamp upon winning. You may black out all information except photo, name, expiration date, and birth date. I’m trying to keep this legit.
If you are over 21, live in the continental United States, and are interested in winning some awesome beers, go ahead and Like and Reblog this post!
I will announce the winner by 8pm EST Tuesday, April 21, 2015. If you win, I will PM you to get your age verification and shipping information!
THERE WILL ONLY BE ONE WINNER DRAWN COMPLETELY RANDOMLY. GOOD LUCK!
I was able to find a nice fresh bottle of Sticky Hands “hop experience ale project” by Block 15. A total lupulin bomb just went off in my mouth! There are so many mediocre IPA’S out there, I almost forget how great they can be. This is resinous liquid gold!
If you can get a bottle of Hammerland from El Segundo Brewing it's amazing! They bottle, deliver, and you can buy in the same day.
El Segundo Hammerland DIPA
Such a a good brew!
angrybabysitter !!!!
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eeeeeeeeep!!!!!!!!