Life

[thatbatman-blog]

[luckyspike]

futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out

[notadangirl-blog]

If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life

[darrenofskies]

what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.

[scottsumrners]

she is a cyclops

how did she NOT know she was a mutant

[platinumcracker-blog]

BITCH if u watched the show or did any research at all you’d know that she thought she was an ALIEN, which in that society was completely acceptable. Try again!!!!

[bleauberry]

Her mother used her Ph.D in Exolinguistics to forge a note in an incomprehensible alien language to make the deception seem legit, so nobody would ever question why she was the only cyclops, or suspect her of being a mutant on the surface, which was illegal.

[comedysintral]

[thighschool]

me as a doctor

[surprisebitch]

that look says she bout to beat that doctor’s ass

[shromo-deactivated20181202]

[bbbbbbvf]

To you, if you have stuck with Harry until the very end.

[renkris-deactivated20130506]

Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.

The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.

[anus]

OMG I was preparing myself to be enraged by him making some horrible comment but now I’m crying in Starbucks GOD DAMMIT

[museumlad]

Christ I am not okay with these fEELINGS

[heyfunniest]

IM BAWLING

[fly-high-be-fearless52]

That’s so cute I wanna cry

[niall-ate-mynamee]

Is there a Gordon Ramsay fan base on this site??? And where can i join???

[prismatic-bell]

Spoilers, she won. Her cookbook is on sale now.

Also, this is the very first apple pie she ever made.

Also, can we please take notice OF HOW HE DESCRIBES IT FOR HER? Ramsay was extremely conscious during the entire season that she would require different tactics than the other contestants; this was not the only time he became her eyes, nor the only time he did things like that scrape of the knife so she could actually have a sense of her work.

And if you really want to bawl like a baby? During final four or final three, I forget which, the remaining contestants got photos from home. Christine’s husband sent their wedding photo—which she had never seen. Ramsay paused before starting the challenge to describe to her not only her husband—the look of love and joy on his face—but also herself as a bride, so she could see in her mind how the two of them looked together on their wedding day.

It was extremely obvious nobody had ever thought to do that before.

This man should be a fucking icon not just for his cooking, but for how he treats those who are different. During the same season he asked a handsome young man, making conversation during auditions, if he had a girlfriend. The man responded that he was gay. Ramsay, without missing a beat: “I’m sorry. Have you got a boyfriend, then?” No drama, no “oh my GOSH! You’re GAY? TOKEN CHARACTER :DDDD” just a very quick, simple whoops-my-mistake and the corrected inquiry. And then he never brought it up again! It was just a thing he learned, getting to know a contestant.

Yes, he can be harsh on MasterChef and downright cruel on Hell’s Kitchen (although if you were a sous chef and you served me raw pork that was not pork tartare, I’d scream too). But he’s not an ogre; he’s a polite man with a gigantic heart who simply happens to take no shit from those who should know better.

[angrygirlcomics-prime]

I really love Gordon Ramsay and his willingness to learn from others

You see how nasty he gets on Kitchen Nightmares but he goes into another chef’a kitchen and lets them treat him like shit when they’re teaching him

He once tried to learn how to make hand pulled noodles from a Chinese chef and he didn’t patronize or condescend just treated him with total respect and let the man call him an idiot when he failed and took it all with a great sense of humor

I follow his twitter and he’s just so funny and nice and I LOVE HIM OK

[bipper-billdipper-deactivated20]

What a sweet man, though. Have you seen the way he acts with kids. Just ugh. Amazing!

[golden-heart-girl]

Okay, but have you seen him with children? He did a Master Chef Junior and the kids (which were like legit chefs) were the sweetest, but if they cried he consoled them and watch it please it’s great.

[chrih0]

Oh… this… let it happen !

[retailavenger85]

When you work at Nintendo, and you (or your partner) have a baby, they send you this adorable card. (BTW, the Iwata signature looks printed on, but the Reggie one looks legit)

The special gifts are the SOFTEST BLANKET EVER with baby Yoshi embroidered on it, a home safety kit, and an infant CPR dummy. Nintendo is all about safety. 

Anyway, i just thought this was super adorable, and wanted to share it with people. 

[isquirtmilkfrommyeye]

That’s awesome

[hogwartscastle]

[theinturnetexplorer]

JK Rowling’s new series from Voldemort’s point of view.

[oatmeal]

Thanks to Ryan Martin for sending this in. There’s more here.

[candiceaccola]

[dpt-pta]

Not to mention the pincers.

[daniels-gillies]

[taliabobalia]

long distance relationships

[rozenstarr-deactivated20160901]

This made me laugh louder than it should

[boymeetssubs]

[cyberneticmeows]

[gameraboy]

[somecanadianperson-deactivated2]

[gohufflepuffyourself]

When customers ask how I’m doing I generally reply with “can’t complain” because they think I’m doing alright but literally I can’t complain I’ll get fired

[subwayprobs]

gonna start saying this lol

[dpt-pta]

Haha I always say "eh can't complain" to patients that ask me how I'm doing. It's interesting the many different ways they take it.

[writeinblack]

I’m handing out full plates of “shut the fuck up” tonight.

[yallstaysafe-deactivated2018031]

Well served

[kimreesesdaughter]

This is a Hall of Fame post.