Writings in Black

[kingjaffejoffer]

Idk if niggas know this but one of the most satisfying things a women can experience is when you hop in the shower and see all the debri, dirt/lint from your coochie go down the drain.

[nonapkinsilickmyfingers777]

[kingjaffejoffer]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[kingjaffejoffer]

But on the real King, you think Solange nastier than Beyoncé? The best pussy I’ve ever gotten was from very artisty women & women with no reliable source of transportation. The ones you got to pick up to smash and drop back home after.

You know what nigga? Everything you said is right across the board. The one fwb I had that needed to be picked up and dropped off let me piss on her and spit in her face while we were fucking.

[writeinblack]

Last squirter i was with i had to toss her a $5 so she could catch a ride home...checks out

[catchymemes]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

This is the opposite of those “oddly satisfying images”

[kingjaffejoffer]

MY NIGGA, my fiancée met this seemingly cool young gay black dude on a flight from CHI. He offers to meet us for drinks while he’s in town and since she said he seemed like he didn’t have many friends in NY I said fuck it why not. Tell me how this nigga opens all the way up and tells us randomly that he was a witch, a bottom, and attempted to justify his affinity for race play porn as well as borderline child porn. When he said he had a tumblr any semblance of shock disappeared.

LMAO

[kingjaffejoffer]

Think you’ll ever drop a scratch n sniff sticker?? If so, perhaps a fat ass camel toe joint that smells like pussy?

I cringe at the thought of all of this.

[veryfunnymemes]

[hueypshootin]

Lmfaoooo

[ruinedchildhood]

Keke Palmer reacts to Titanic

[rinasaurusrex]

what if instead of drops, rain fell all at once.

like, a two inch thick sheet of water just goes thwap, and then it’s sunny again

[mx-inactive-deactivated20211028]

Fun fact: This is what would happen if there was no air resistance, and it would actually come down so fast that it would kill us

[rinasaurusrex]

oh.

[kingjaffejoffer]

King, you fucked with edibles since you started smokin weed?

Yeah. 

I don’t particularly care for edible highs alone. 

I usually take a piece of an edible before I smoke a blunt. And right when my blunt high is coming down, the edible high kicks in. 

Occasionally they overlap and I’m just like 

[writeinblack]

Bout to be on this wave

[kingjaffejoffer]

[dxrissa]

Why are babies like this 😂

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

Me

[fan-vicious]

the parents laughing: my ancestors

me: the baby

the lemon: the same dumb ass decision

[maybeantonioj]

Lmfaooooooo why

[bob-belcher]

[babyanimalgifs]

Moms on hold

[markv5]

Когда парень не понимает намёков oт слова “совсем”.

Когда парень не понимает намёков oт слова “совсем”.

[doubleclutch]

5 year anniversary of Jr Smith “Pipe Gate”. Seems like it was just yesterday….

[basketballamerican-deactivated2]

[smitethestate]

If there’s anything worth living for, it’s kittens trying to imitate their moms.

[6lackranger]

It’s November, so had to bring this back!

[6lackranger]

Look at what’s on her plate 😂

[mzhrtbrkr]

I can’t stand ya’ll 😂😂😂😂

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

Can we have the remix in here too please?

[humorstaff]