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Hello. I am dr-assbutt. PhD in Assbutts. Also Asses and Butts in their own sperate categories. Three PhDs. Look how smart.

[theonion]

Paleo Cookbook For Babies Raises Concerns | What do you think?

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

These are their stories.

[feelingswithbrandy]

I don’t know where this meme came from but I never want it to leave

[the-winnowing-wind]

OKAY THE HAIR - A THOUSAND TIMES THE HAIR.

BUT ALSO

AT MCDONALD’S OMG, EQUALLY BEST PART. I LOVE HIM.

x

[dr-assbutt]

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[mysharona1987]

[lionsandsapphires]

You’re doing something wrong if certain characters have to die to make other characters interesting.

spot on comment from that Norman Reedus article (via evilsantas)

#this isn’t to say you can’t kill characters#But you should never have to kill a character to make another character develop#That’s cheap and shitty of you

(via celticmagician)

[streetdogmillionaires]

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.

A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.  (via 5ft1)

[dr-assbutt]

Circus conditioning today.

[brutereason]

We never say that all men deserve to feel beautiful. We never say that each man is beautiful in his own way. We don’t have huge campaigns aimed at young boys trying to convince them that they’re attractive, probably because we very rarely correlate a man’s worth with his appearance. The problem is that a woman’s value in this world is still very much attached to her appearance, and telling her that she should or deserves to feel beautiful does more to promote that than negate it. Telling women that they “deserve” to feel pretty plays right in to the idea that prettiness should be important to them. And having books and movies aimed at young women where every female protagonist turns out to be beautiful (whereas many of the antagonists are described in much less flattering terms) reinforces the message that beauty has some kind of morality attached to it, and that all heroines are somehow pretty.

You Don’t Have To Be Pretty – On YA Fiction And Beauty As A Priority | The Belle Jar  (via elizabitchtaylor)

[dr-assbutt]

Heehee

[sebuttchinstanarchive-deactivat]

S T O P

[ashleeta]

Agent Carter Reporting!! Disneybounding as @AgentCarterTv today at @dapperday!! Handing out top secret goodies to some lucky ladies for @whatkatiedid! #wkd #whatkatiedid #ashleeta #agentcarter #peggycarter #pinup #dapperday

[knitmeapony]

Oh my goodness hello hello hello ma’am you are so gorgeous

[pissyeti]

cooking style: i no longer know what a responsible amount of garlic is

[obamawhitehouse]

"50 years from Bloody Sunday, our march is not yet finished, but we’re getting closer. 239 years after this nation’s founding, our union is not yet perfect, but we are getting closer. Our job’s easier because somebody already got us through that first mile. Somebody already got us over that bridge. When it feels the road is too hard, when the torch we’ve been passed feels too heavy, we will remember these early travelers, and draw strength from their example…we honor those who walked so we could run. We must run so our children soar." —President Obama

[kenway]

[zzaj]

Daddy Daughter Black Out Breh If I uploaded all the pictures we got, we’d take over Ya dash.

[sandandglass]

TDS, March 5, 2015

[spectaclesinscript]

welp