Dr. Boyfriend

[diehellasrache]

I think I'm going to remember this phrase every time I cook for the next five years

[donnerpartyofone]

@dr-boyfriend

[dr-boyfriend]

Definitely gonna catch me muttering this over the stove

[donnerpartyofone]

As thanks for engaging with today's elaborate complaints, please enjoy this insane dog picture, sent to me from the outside world by my husband @beigeinside / @dr-boyfriend .

[pwlanier]

The typhus louse shaking hands with Death. Colour lithograph by O. Grin, 1919.

Wellcome Collection

[charnel-grounds]

Skull with Pipe and Coat

anonymous, c. 1900

[danskjavlarna]

Source details and larger version.

[dr-boyfriend]

This happened to my buddy Eric me

[donnerpartyofone]

My husband has started making this really simple side dish of smashed cucumbers in this gochugaru dressing and it is my number one favorite snack now, you couldn't keep me away from it. I was immediately asking him if it made sense to make a huge jar of it at a time, but it would break down too quickly. This is probably good, I always think he hasn't made enough, but if he really did make what I would consider "enough" I would probably make myself sick.

[dr-boyfriend]

If you have Eric Kim’s “Quick Kimchi” recipe, hit that up for specifics. Apparently it’s great with other veg as well.

Persian cucumbers smashed, salted, and strained (let ‘em stand for a while), a little granulated sugar, some vinegar (plain white distilled is good, but rice wine or champagne can be fun), a little fish sauce, grated garlic to your liking, and more gochugaru than you might think. A splash of soy sauce doesn’t hurt for a little more depth if you want to make it beefier, but it’s great without as a lighter side with rich meat. Whisk in toasted sesame oil, then toss and ooooh baby enjoy the ride.

[nobrashfestivity]

Katsushika Hokusai Rooster, Hen and Chicken with Spiderwort, 1830-33 coloor woodblock print 22.9 x 29.2 cm The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dr-boyfriend]

How do I get this job (catching loose prosciutto) when AI takes mine

[donnerpartyofone]

It's @dr-boyfriend the husband's birthday today! Everyone say happy birthday to his old ass. Then you can say it to me in two months when I post this video again 💘

[donnerpartyofone]

Patiently waiting for the better half of my costume...

[donnerpartyofone]

We did it! We wanted to do Pam & Jason Voorhees Go to Motherboy, but I couldn't get a big sailor suit together in time. Happy Halloween everybody! 🎃🎃🎃

#motherboy

#mutantfam

[anhed-nia]

Seems like a good day to bring this precious couples' costume back! Happy Friday the 13th @dr-boyfriend @beigeinside

[dr-boyfriend]

mfw columbo

[nobrashfestivity]

Jane Graverol The Eternal Return, 1955

[penancehour]

[dr-boyfriend]

Every year I join a very informal tontine in which you’re out when you hear Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” in public, the prize being not having heard it.

This year I was knocked out on December 23rd at my favorite neighborhood restaurant, and I can’t decide if it’s the best or worst way to go.

[dr-boyfriend]

Surprise brass caroling last night at the brewery almost got me the ~holiday spirit~ (2 stressed 2 b blessed)

[weepingchoir]

I do not walk faster for turning cars. They are my disgusting turnpigs.

[donnerpartyofone]

torcher corn

(Joke and torching @dr-boyfriend )