Shame to the Queens

[Grineer Defector shitpost rp] [likes/follows from redacted-metallum]

[theminingengineer]

No OSHA in sight, everyone just living in the moment.

[osha-official-the-sequel]

I don't. I don't think that's uh. There are better ways to do that.

[vodkasucio]

ask me

[sensuhals]

reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you

[meridiangrunt]

One may ask how Grineer boots end in Ostron lakes.

Try watching Grineer swim.  The answer will quickly follow.

Our clones are all full of holes and metal parts.

[dr-ducttape]

One would think they would teach us. But no.

[meridiangrunt]

Imagine the attempt.  The bellowing at heavily armoured bodies flailing in knee high water.  

“FLOAT!  FLOAT BETTER, MAGGOTS!  BREATHE AIR!  STOP BREATHING WATER!”

The pointlessness.  

[dr-ducttape]

Ugh. I am forever greatful i was with Lech Kril instead of Hek.

[meridiangrunt]

One may ask how Grineer boots end in Ostron lakes.

Try watching Grineer swim.  The answer will quickly follow.

Our clones are all full of holes and metal parts.

[dr-ducttape]

One would think they would teach us. But no.

[voidtongued]

The Steel Meridian and Perrin Sequence actually don't like each other because every member of the Steel Meridian is a grade A meathead in some way or another.

Cressa Tal legitimately doesn't get why you can't just print more money and Glast thinks she's fucking with him. She is not.

[merdianlancer]

im not a meathead i’m vegetarian

[dr-ducttape]

Not even close to what that means, Raum

[dr-ducttape]

Eekum bokum

Who is that? Someone's Kuva Lich?

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

I'm obsessed with this Steel Meridian Grineer that regularly interrupts his work to water the plant nearby, which seems to be thriving.

[roleplayers-ink]

Morality Meme

⚖: Has your muse broken the law before? Broken a vow or promise?

⚔: Would your muse kill if they had to in order to protect a loved one?

🌟: Do they consider themselves a good person?

👑: Is your muse honorable?

☯: What do they think of ‘good’ and ‘evil’?

🌹: When would they tell a lie?

🍷: Would they manipulate someone to get what they want?

⛨: What would they sacrifice their life for?

💋: How easily are they tempted?

☽: What is their alignment?

⚠: Would they seek revenge against someone who’s harmed them or the people they care about?

[theworstcorpus]

in less than 24 hours i went from not having any kids and never planning on it to suddenly discovering i am a father to potentially infinite kids because like, a hair or something fell in a cloning vat. having a normal one

[dr-ducttape]

More likely is you scraped your knee and bled somewhere but pretty much

[dr-ducttape]

Man they'll just put ANYONE'S sequence in the vats nowadays

[theworstcorpus]

the worst thing is i have absolutely no idea how they got my dna and why they thought it would be a remotely good idea to put me in the soup

[dr-ducttape]

People shed so much DNA I'm willing to bet it was just like, a mistake and it got in the vats and did the growy replicaty thing and then they just fuckin rolled with it

[dr-ducttape]

Man they'll just put ANYONE'S sequence in the vats nowadays

[defective-genetics]

I agree. This is a fucking disgrace. I had to burn down at LEAST eighty corpus crewships before the Queens wanted me cloned.............

[dr-ducttape]

I guess they got it for cheap and figured it was gonna be for cannon fodder...

[dr-ducttape]

Man they'll just put ANYONE'S sequence in the vats nowadays

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[dr-ducttape]

I still think its weird the Corpus grow their babies inside themselves like the tubes are just more efficient and frankly safer.

You can still have a genetic child from a tube. You don't have to have your pelvis separate while squeezing out your kid's giant fucking cranium.

[defective-genetics]

Have you guys heard of this Vaping thing?? I hear all the Meridian people are doing it

[dr-ducttape]

Uncle Vor stop

You're gonna break it, you dont need fire

[defective-genetics]

Wait then how does it do the smoke thing???

[dr-ducttape]

Honestly idk i asked someone once but didnt understand the explanation so Ive just been going with "magic"

[defective-genetics]

So where do I put the weed and how do i smoke it

[dr-ducttape]

Oh like this, you put the weed oil in the thing and then you turn it on and then you vape it

[defective-genetics]

What the fuck...

This is just...

FUCK THIS I’m just gonna go roll a fucking joint.

[dr-ducttape]

Honestly yeah but like. This one comes in flavors aside from weed

[defective-genetics]

FLAVORS???

Rathka I don’t need flavors I need my JOINTS TO STOP ACHING

[dr-ducttape]

Yeah but this one makes your joints stop aching while tasting like bubblegum

[sealab-titania]

Take the flavored vapes, Vor. I no longer have biological lungs. Let me live through you.

[defective-genetics]

Man they don’t even fucking TASTE GOOD

[dr-ducttape]

Nobody said they tasted good, just that they tasted

[theworstcorpus]

sometimes rathka makes me nervous. this is only partially because she’s threatened to set me on fire because of my brain worms

[dr-ducttape]

I sound less crazy in Grineer I promise

[theworstcorpus]

clem is shaking his head and i don’t know who to believe

[dr-ducttape]

I probably sound the same level of crazy but it's not for the same reason