coolest guy ever

[dr-gregory-house]

[OOC: Welcome to the Unofficial Official Ask Blog of Gregory House! You can ask questions, and interact with him as though he really did have a tumblr account.

In this pinned post we’ll go over rules and various tags

RULES:

Don’t be an ass. Like rping is fine you can be mean to house but don’t be. Like. Bigoted.

no NSFW (mod is a minor!!)

bully him all you want.

you can rp as Wilson but ONLY if anon is on.

TAGS:

House Live Blogging : basically just blogging as if house really did have tumblr for any unholy reason

House Tells You To Fuck Off : answering asks!

Mod Post: self-explanatory

mod (@twinky-loserboy) also runs the Wilson ask blog (@dr-james-wilson-oncologist)

the lore is that Wilson got a tumblr account for funsies and then house got one to spy on him. Also for funsies. now they regularly partake in shenanigans ]]

[dr-gregory-house]

bites you

dont do that. i dont have my rabies shot.

[dr-gregory-house]

Mold poisoning got worse after trying anti fungal medication

activated charcoal?

[dr-gregory-house]

your hair is fucking GREASY. take a SHOWER

how about YOU stop caring so much about everyone else. that wont get you anywhere in life.

[dr-gregory-house]

Are u in love with dr wilson ?

no, im in love with myself.

[dr-gregory-house]

Doc my lip hurts!

Kiss it better?

im not on clinic duty right now. find your prince charming somewhere else.

[dr-gregory-house]

house is it true that chase is your son

are you talking bout his looks or his intelligence? if youre referrng to his intelligence.. then no. his looks? the absolutely. i am that mans father.

[dr-gregory-house]

beef or poker?

beef.

[dr-gregory-house]

(ooc: sorry for sending a lot of asks lol I’ve been obsessed with this blog a little. Also creds to @sugar-salt-sea for the image below lol)

What do you think of this.

(ooc: no problem! I love asks! havnet been online lately due to personal issues but im back.)

in my defense, i wasnt expecting wilson to act so homosexual that day. of course, i really shouldve seen it coming.

[dr-gregory-house]

house i have 20 bucks for you can you euthanize me

say less.

[dr-gregory-house]

when you at the when you you when the

are you having a stroke? if so, can't help you. im off the clock.

[twinky-loserboy]

hi :3

[twinky-loserboy]

hi :3

[twinky-loserboy]

hiiii! u all prob noticed the house md blogs havent been updated much. i just wanted to come on here and say that im taking a little break. i have a lot going on rn. I’ll be completely off tumblr until further notice. I should be back sometime after the 28th. I’ll be turning asks off until then ❤️❤️

[dr-gregory-house]

have degenerate eye disease with no cure. may go blind. what torture would you put me through to try to fix me

staring contest GO.

[dr-gregory-house]

have you watched hamilton and if so are you proud of alvie

wasnt hamilton one of the guys with the declaration of independence

[dr-gregory-house]

can you give me brian surgery

whos brian