Private: So uhm, I have an announcement I guess.
classysnake
Private: A naked announcement or a clothed one?
Private: …oh my god. Wait– oh my God, really?
Naked first– freak out later.
Private: Mhm.
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Private: So uhm, I have an announcement I guess.
classysnake
Private: A naked announcement or a clothed one?
Private: …oh my god. Wait– oh my God, really?
Naked first– freak out later.
Private: Mhm.
Private: So uhm, I have an announcement I guess.
classysnake
Private: A naked announcement or a clothed one?
Private: I did consider that a bit.
Is this a positive statement?
Private: Means I have some calls to make. But yeah. Positive.
Now get naked.
Private: So uhm, I have an announcement I guess.
classysnake
Private: A naked announcement or a clothed one?
Private: Well, I wanted to keep it a surprise, just in case I didn’t get in, but uhm…
I applied for NCSU and got in. I–…are you okay with that? I don’t want to uproot anything, so I also applied for OSU and got accepted, so if you wanted to stay here, then we can stay here, but–…what do you think?
Private: Coast schools have strong marine science programs, y’know.
Private: So uhm, I have an announcement I guess.
classysnake
Private: A naked announcement or a clothed one?
Private: No, good luck, and I sure hope so because I have been having a lot of sex with another man for like 2 years now.
No, you ass. I got my acceptance letter.
Private: You didn’t even tell me you applied anywhere.
But cool. Congrats.
Private: So uhm, I have an announcement I guess.
classysnake
Private: A naked announcement or a clothed one?
Private: Is that one of those ‘I secretly really want that to happen’ sentences? Like, are you giving me permission to do so?
Sadly, that’s not it.
…I got accepted.
Private: By what? Your peers? Your father? The gays?
Private: So uhm, I have an announcement I guess.
classysnake
Private: A naked announcement or a clothed one?
Private: I guess I could be naked for this if it would keep your attention longer.
But, I think the information alone will be enough to keep you for a few minutes.
Private: You finally got your dick pierced.
Private: So uhm, I have an announcement I guess.
classysnake
Private: A naked announcement or a clothed one?
Private: I want to walk you around one of the days of the carnival.
Private: Walk me around whenever you’d like.
Just make sure you do it possessively so everyone knows that I’m yours and this is your collar around my neck.
Private: Even better.
Private: Good boy.
They didn’t assign you to that cesspool of a kissing booth, did they?
Private: I want to walk you around one of the days of the carnival.
Private: Walk me around whenever you’d like.
Just make sure you do it possessively so everyone knows that I’m yours and this is your collar around my neck.
Private: On your leash.
Congrats, you old bat. I'm happy for you.
eli-domanderson
Thanks, you curly dwarf. I’m happy for myself, weird.
Private: The 4th was clearly fucking with us. I haven't stopped shaking all day.
classysnake
Private: No more shaking, you have a room to pack and unpack.
This is an official announcement from Roselle Academy. Congratulations to Dr. Zachariah Waters and his newly claimed Submissive, Severus Beiste.
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Private: She's reviewing it.
Private: I’ve been really proud of myself for not throwing up yet.
The amount of excited I am is unmatched.
Private: You say the most romantic things.
Private: I know.
Go pick out tonight’s reading.
Private: She's reviewing it.
Private: I’ve been really proud of myself for not throwing up yet.
The amount of excited I am is unmatched.
Private: Hmm…maybe a board game, maybe a crossword…
Private: Fucking dork.
Private: She's reviewing it.
Private: I’ve been really proud of myself for not throwing up yet.
The amount of excited I am is unmatched.
Private: You’re not excited? I’m ready too. So, so ready.
I have so much extra energy. It’s like Christmas is tomorrow and I can’t sleep because it’s gonna be here, but instead, it’s an unexpected date and I have to wait for my Christmas to be reviewed by a scary Headmistress.
Private: Now how are we going to help you burn that extra energy then?
Private: She's reviewing it.
Private: I’ve been really proud of myself for not throwing up yet.
The amount of excited I am is unmatched.
Private: The most excited I’ve been in a while. Well, not like, sexually, because I’m usually pretty excited in that way.
Are you not excited?
Private: Dunno if excited is the right word.
I just know I’m ready.
Private: She's reviewing it.
Private: I’ve been really proud of myself for not throwing up yet.
The amount of excited I am is unmatched.
Private: No vomiting, the food you cook is expensive.
Excited, huh?