[radsturbate]

[love-dance-and-photographs]

I just want Tim Curry’s lipstick

[damntimcurrywhyyousodistracting]

#Same 

Smeared all over my face and inner thighs. 

Oh. What? Sorry.

That’s not what you meant?

My bad. 

[patheticgayblog]

[plaidrocker]

MST3K - Space Mutiny

[dr-strangelove4lyfe]

BIG MCLARGE HUGE

[dr-strangelove4lyfe]

Wow. Amazing snapshot into America's past.

[dr-strangelove4lyfe]

[bestofreddit]

[dr-strangelove4lyfe]

Lmao

[dr-strangelove4lyfe]

The woman at the McDonalds drive through thought we wanted an extra medium fry

[dr-strangelove4lyfe]

this is never not funny

[dr-strangelove4lyfe]

@vi-curious-ly

[shit-grace-says]

Grace is a wild ride

[dr-strangelove4lyfe]

Me: have you ever tried to just pick up a dead animal and naw it’s meat off?

Griffin: yeah yeah, I’ve been to church.

[shit-grace-says]

A story, by Grace.

[because her hand writing is illegible] “JEFF WAS A NICE PERSON. HE GAVE FLOWERS TO WOMEN & HELPED THE ELDERLY ACROSS THE STREET. HE FOUND THOSE IN NEED A GAVE HIS ALL TO HELP THEM. JEFF WAS A NICE PERSON THATS WHY NO ONE SUSPECTED HE HAD DEAD HOOKERS IN HIS BASEMENT.”

[dr-strangelove4lyfe]

@vi-curious-ly

[textsfrommordhaus]

[dr-strangelove4lyfe]

@vi-curious-ly

[memegod]

[dr-strangelove4lyfe]

@vi-curious-ly

[dr-strangelove4lyfe]

I found out my cat was under my bed, because when I turned on my laptop I heard him freak out because of the sound of it booting up.

Never understood the phrase “scaredy cat” until I got that loser.

[dr-strangelove4lyfe]