Shit Grace Says

@shit-grace-says

Grace says a lot of things that I think the world deserves to hear. Help me spread her wisdom.

12 posts

[Talking about a meteor hitting]

Grace: It would completely ruin the economy. What do you think happened to the dinosaurs?

Me:.. Not their economy crashing...

Grace: ... I meant environment

Sometimes oranges remind me of fingers.

Grace Ray, 2016

Grace: oh for w minute there I thought that chick was a lesbian. Me: why would you think that? Grace: I thought she had short hair.

Grace is a wild ride

A story, by Grace. [because her hand writing is illegible] "JEFF WAS A NICE PERSON. HE GAVE FLOWERS TO WOMEN & HELPED THE ELDERLY ACROSS THE STREET. HE FOUND THOSE IN NEED A GAVE HIS ALL TO HELP THEM. JEFF WAS A NICE PERSON THATS WHY NO ONE SUSPECTED HE HAD DEAD HOOKERS IN HIS BASEMENT."

"It's a dog"

Grace: I think I'd be good at wielding a chainsaw. Me: why would you think that Grace: I'm good at holding things.

I'm afraid the electricity in my body will ignite the gasoline in my car

Grace, 2015

sometimes, in the morning when I don’t want to wear cold shoes, I microwave them.

Grace

#so #why #do #children #bite #the #heads #off #animal #crackers?#because #fuck #dolphins.#grace #Ray #quote #bestie #wtf

dr-strangelove4lyfe

Grace: [phone rings in the middle of class]

Me: Why don’t you keep your phone on vibrate?

Grace: Their from Georgia!

shit-grace-says

@vi-curious-ly

dr-strangelove4lyfe

Grace: Do you ever just sort of wonder what it would feel like to stab someone?

Me: [looks at her]

Grace: ‘cause I’m kind of feeling that right now.

Me: [looks at her some more]

Grace: I feel like it would be like… A connection you’d have with the person… You know?

Shit Grace Says @shit-grace-says - Tumblr Blog | Tumgag