My name is Dr. Wasabi.

I love my granddaughter very much.

[dr-wasabi-cookie]

Eureka! I found the cure for cringe! It’s called “self love”! It’s brilliant, truly: once the self love is applied, the effects of being cringe evaporate entirely! Quite a simple application, really.

[dr-wasabi-cookie]

Cookie Running from the Feds

[mipcookie]

(( Hello!! I just wanted to say I literally breathe your Timekeeper artwork. You have no idea how much it scratches my brain. A random stranger across the internet appreciates you a lot!!! ))

DR WASABI HERSELF?!?!?? I humbly beseech you the time ball.

[dr-wasabi-cookie]

(( HELP I didn’t even SEE THIS oh my GOODNESS I FORGOT TO CHECK MY NOTES. HEHEHE the ball is MINEE!! ))

[dr-wasabi-cookie]

balls

[ask-energy-drink-cookie]

you should thank me for that tank the ease-of-access Mountain Dew drinking is an improvement to the Cookie lifestyle

It really isn’t, Wasabi. I can’t drink or taste a thing except this cursed battery acid.

[dr-wasabi-cookie]

and? delicious i wish i had some battery acid right now. maybe you should consider the battery-acidless when you complain about Your Priviledge

I'm going to Lowes for battery acid

[ask-energy-drink-cookie]

I can’t EAT, Wasabi

[dr-wasabi-cookie]

why don't you try eating deez nuts

[ask-energy-drink-cookie]

you should thank me for that tank the ease-of-access Mountain Dew drinking is an improvement to the Cookie lifestyle

It really isn’t, Wasabi. I can’t drink or taste a thing except this cursed battery acid.

[dr-wasabi-cookie]

and? delicious i wish i had some battery acid right now. maybe you should consider the battery-acidless when you complain about Your Priviledge

I'm going to Lowes for battery acid

[dr-wasabi-cookie]

the periodic table of elements is really just a menu

[dr-wasabi-cookie]

who are these Individuals on my computer screen

where did these gays come from

[ti0mumu]

With the update on cookie run's main story this is my current understanding of the new main group

[dr-wasabi-cookie]

thank you OP for the Helpful diagram, but I'm done with it now and never want to consider the idea of Devil Cookie and Scrappy Doo being parallel entities ever again. i have a new enemy.

[dr-wasabi-cookie]

can someone please make mustard insecure about the whole barking at people thing its really annoying

[therealsorbetshark]

What about biting does she bite i think she should bite

[dr-wasabi-cookie]

who the Fuck raised you

Oh Yeah

[dr-wasabi-cookie]

with enough 5 hour energies you can become immortal

[dr-wasabi-cookie]

i got backstage what the fuck is this

[dr-wasabi-cookie]

can someone please make mustard insecure about the whole barking at people thing its really annoying

[dr-wasabi-cookie]

Hello

Hello

[therealsorbetshark]

It’s an honor to be in your presence

[dr-wasabi-cookie]

you are Such a funny little man

[sabinenebulas]

ayo the update is here

OH-

[dr-wasabi-cookie]

Top ten capitalism moments

[edisons-emporium]

why Scottish tablet is banned from the city of millennial tree 😔

this is my sona, if you’ve never met her before uh you’re welcome ☺️ (Also yes this is a parody of that excellent Winnie the Pooh comic)

[dr-wasabi-cookie]

What does it taste like OP I need to know what it tastes like

[dr-wasabi-cookie]

Hello

Hello

[ask-energy-drink-cookie]

Hey you’re back!

[dr-wasabi-cookie]

i thought they got you in Miami but im happy(?) to see that you are alive